Discussion: Donald Trump 'Not Sure' If Marco Rubio Is Eligible To Be President

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I´m not sure if Donald Trump didn´t fellate a St. Bernard at a Sex Club in Brooklyn last night.

Please don´t construe my uncertainty as in any way being a tacit support of Marco Rubio.

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“This is a game he plays…I’m going to spend zero time on his interpretation of the Constitution with regards to eligibility.”

So should we all.

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Well, if he did, and I’m not saying he did, that’s for others to determine, at least it was an American Saint Bernard.
USA! USA! USA!

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And it was YUUUUGE!

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there’s reportedly video of that act and it wasn’t at a sex club. When you are a businessman like Meester Trump, people are going to plant cameras everywhere.

Including penthouses.

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nope the dog was Swiss and blonde…

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Today is February 22nd and unless the Spanish empire has reclaimed Florida, Marco Rubio was born in Miami, Florida which at last check is still in the US.

I find it ironic and irrational that modern day Republicans are trying to smash up an amendment that was put into play by their predecessors.

Oh well

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"there’s a very strict reading that you have to be born on the land."

So if a US couple is on a boat on Lake Tahoe and the pregnant wife goes into labor, they have to rush back to shore before she has the kid or it will not be a natural born citizen?

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OK, now we two separate reports on the same act in the same comments section! Where there´s smoke, there´s fire!

OTOH, it´s probable that this will be overlooked by the Republican base. I mean, what better way to shake up Washington than a little bestiality in the White House?

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The modern GOP are the followers of Jeff Davis, not Abe Lincoln.

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Again its on the internet…though he’s done a good job of neutering Google.

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but the modern lot continues to bang that emancipation drum at every opportunity.

Mr. Trump is a piker. If he’s going urge that it’s not enough to be born in the U.S. of A., why doesn’t he demand that all four parents be native born? That way we could be sure that the family had been around long enough to understand how American society is supposed to work. (RNC caling) Oh, wait…

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Are robots really born, or just manufactured?

And do they dream of electronic sheep?

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Not necessarily! They could wait and see if the Lake dries out enough to justify a re-survey, then determine, based on the progress of the moon over the intervening time, the position of their boat at the moment of childbirth, to find out if the baby is New Mexican or Californicated, then seek the Sense of the House on whether either is America; or they could assemble all the available evidence on the issue of when the zygote first pieced the exterior of the ovum and birthitude REALLY happened, then survey the beejeebers out of that location.

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Not arguing for Trump, but really concerned about Rubio who is green, unprincipled, and indecisive.

Marco Rubio says the things particular audiences want to hear, but is never willing to fight for any given policy. His expressed beliefs change, his default positions never do; under pressure, his brain stalls, he makes up a new song, or he goes missing.

POLITICAL CHAMELEON

Shading opinions,
he can instantly become
the preferred hue, man.

In a crowd, we always need to ask, “Where’s Rubio? “ A red and white striped shirt and cap would help. Waldo lives!

Many people are saying it. I’m hearing all kinds of people telling me it. He uses that as an excuse for his scurrilous rumor-mongering All.The.Time.

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None of the Republicans are fit to be president. Whether that means the same as ineligible, only Scalia would have known, right? (I’m just retweeting what everyone else on social media has been saying, especially Republicans.)

How does a political party end up with such losers? Isn’t that what Trump always says about the party he wants to lead? So I guess we must assume anyone who would vote for any of them, including himself, are losers, too?

The GOP has become such a farce.They haven’t taken anything seriously since they nearly destroyed the world banking system, our manufacturing sector, housing market, middle class standard of living and the World Trade Center.

They certainly are losers and they know it better than the rest of us.

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It’s the same strategy used by the mean girls in junior high school for bullying others.

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