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Dang. Was holding out for a protracted disputed fight long into tomorrow⌠
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Rafael Eduardo is going to have to change his name to Trey, since he keeps coming in third.
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And Marcobotâ feels the heat!
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Rubio will be going to bed tonight, again, without addressing his supporters.
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Cruzâs âleadâ in Texas is there because only the most rural, bumfuck areas are reporting. No reporting from the big cities
Meanwhile, Ted Cruz is getting a lot of support from his twin sister:
Sorry! I know youâll need some brain bleach after seeing that, but I found it and there wasnât a Cruz thread. rotfl
(Damned if THAT isnât aggravated uglies.)
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Are the Davis twins there?
http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/davis2.jpg
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That ALWAYS makes me laugh! (and wretch a bit) 
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Thatâs how you know Heidi Cruz isnât a native Texan. NO Texas politicianâs wife would ever campaign in a strawberry pink, nubby weave suit.
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Hot damn! This just in: Cruz carries Manitoba in a landslide.
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Rubio needs to get better jokes, wise cracks. The penis jokes just wonât do.
DamnâŚLooks like Rubio is ~wait for it!~
#____________ THIRSTY FOR A WIN!
Oh yes! It HAD to be said!
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Cruz is so thirsty, heâs drinking Terrier
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My sainted Mother just sent me thisâŚ
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WellâŚshoootâ! Looks like Canuck Ted is gonnaâ take Texas. Well, his name had 1 less letter in it than âTrumpâ so that helped the Texas voter make a decision. And tomorrow, somehow, some way, Trump will blame the loss on the Mexicans!
He only gets 39% of the delegates, though. Had to win 50.1% of vote to get them all.
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On VA farmer was obviously a Hill fan (and a bridge player?) ! He spelled out The Donâs name in manure in one of his pasturesâŚand that seems so fitting!
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Redneck Bridge?
Eeeewwwww! Yuuuckk!!!
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