He still looks pretty obese in his golf clothes photos.
“Trump’s vest “has added to his discomfort on the stump, leaving him sweaty and spent after events.””
Some things are better left unsaid. I will now have to live with this image in my mind from here on out.
There are worse things to imagine Trump being “sweaty and spent” from. Just sayin’.
FOX: Sir Trump is a true patriot: A billionaire who is willing to die for our great nation.
Vest made in America or China?
That’s for sure. It’s too early (West Coast) to be so grossed out.
Worrying about “Friendly Fire”, eh, Donald?
Pussy. Obama doesn’t wear one.
Ah yes, the ole “if I’m wearing it, it must be because I need it” logical fallacy trick. Now try accusing him of inciting violence amongst his crowds of foaming-at-the-mouth authoritarians.
“We’re just trying to protect ourselves from the violent liberal activists. Trump even has to wear a vest…A VEST!!! because these people have become such a threat!”
“But the protesters at these rallies haven’t made any threats.”
“Obviously there have been…otherwise, why would he be wearing a vest?”
“But the Secret Service says there have been no threats.”
“Obviously there have been…otherwise, why would he be wearing a vest?”
“Don’t you think you’re being a little paranoid? I mean, Obama doesn’t even wear a vest and nobody is allowed to brings guns into these rallies, let alone made threats to use them.”
“Obviously there have been…otherwise, why would he be wearing a vest?”
And so on and so froth…
Granted. But please don’t share!
that’s because bullshit generates heat as it decomposes…
Wimp. Period.
Afraid of the people he wants to be President of.
Trump’s vest “has added to his discomfort on the stump, leaving him sweaty and spent after events.”
Suck it up, Donald, 'cause you’ll have to wear it for the rest of your life. Once you’re no longer a candidate your Secret Service protection will end, but you’ll still be one of the most despised figures in America. You’ll literally never be safe again.
On a barely-related note: Interesting photo. When has Trump ever had this many people of color this close to him without him looking really uncomfortable?
Well if that’s the case, he needs a new tailor. His suits already looked ill-fitting even before he started wearing kevlar.
So not only is he a germaphobe like Howard Hughes during his freaky years, he’s also a paranoiac like him too. When do we get the reclusive tRumpf? That’s the part I’m still waiting for…
Extra thick in the back
He was going to add bulletproof gloves, but it was decided that the target was too small anyway.
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep, there’s a man over there with a gun…
I’ll bet he’s the only candidate ever to wear a vest, proving once again his extreme views and now paranoia are far, far out of the mainstream of America.
While he’s accessorizing, he may want to look into this —
A bullet-proof vest is not what’s making him sweat so – it’s the double-strength spanx he’s wearing underneath of his clothes. (That’s probably very true since it’s well-known he’s a hell of a lot fatter than he thinks he appears.)