Discussion: Donald Trump Has Been Wearing A Bulletproof Vest At Rallies

I think he should wear a mask too…maybe even a bullet proof one…

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I guess low energy is contagious, or perhaps he lacks stamina? He is old you know…

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I resemble that comment…the old part…ok the low energy and stamina lack parts too…

I notice there was no mention of the Kevlar content in his hair piece…

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The protesters are the people who need the bulletproof vests. It’s just a matter of time until Trump’s rabble rousing turns lethal.

“But there’s very little violence - none at all – at my events.”

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Yeah, but the people Trump alienates tend not to be the crazt wild-eyed shooters. Those people are his fan base, so they’ll leave him alone and go after Obama, Clinton, and Sanders.

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Donald Trump Has Been Wearing A Bulletproof Vest At Rallies

Well, nobody said he was stup… um,–
Well, nobody said he was parano… er, –
Well, nobody said he was delusio… hmm, –

Maybe he has a point.

jw1

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Soft body armor is a better description of what Trump is wearing. And it’s not very heavy if it can be worn under his shirt and jacket without being very noticeable. You would think from the description of him being spent after campaign events that he is wearing the same type of vest as Luca Brasi in The Godfather.

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Sweaty, spent and racist.

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Oh that we would see a dead fish wrapped in Donnie’s body armor.

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Well, most of the paranoiacs seem to be the Trump fan base, but don’t discount the Cruz supporters – dominionist Texas Christians armed to the teeth – who might easily take umbrage at one of Trump’s casual comments about abortion before he has a chance to run it past a focus group and decide he has to be taken out “to save the babies”. Trying to figure out what these people are likely to do using logic is a mug’s game. You can’t use logic to figure out what irrational people are going to do.

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But what will protect him from his stupidity?

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I knew there must be a purpose why I have to live with these people.
Salvation!

jw1

A walnut-sized brain encased in amber.

jw1

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This is the kind of body armor I would expect Drumpf to hide behind.

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/4-04-2016/rmDDJV.gif

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So THAT’s why his hands look so small!

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So, a bulletproof vest. Because it would be unAmerican to make his rallies gun free zones?? I guess it’s his price for being free.

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I guess they don’t make bulletproof vests for the head

Excellent point. I wasn’t taking the Cruz missiles into account.