Discussion: Donald Trump Endorses Paul Ryan, John McCain

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Generally anyone Drumpf endorses is stricken with an unbreakable curse of doom. May it continue to be so.

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He didn’t want to give the endorsements and they didn’t want to receive them. Perfect.

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Looks like they took Little Donnie to the woodshed.
McCain? How sincere .
I can hear it " ya ya there you go I endorsed McCain , now leave me alone"

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Every baby in the room was laughing at Trump…

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Trump prefers the taste of soup after he has pissed in it. His endorsements are far less than sincere.

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Serious, considering Trump’s support is melting down wouldn’t they rather he didn’t endorse them?

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Oh the wonderful questions we can ask .
Now that Trump has endorsed you would you trust him with the Nuclear codes? Do you endorse him?

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Lift your chin, Donald. Both of them, both of them!!!

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Now, as long as Donald doesn’t start randomly knifing tourists, everything should be…wait a minute…hold on…Ow, damn it…get me some bandages…quick!

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This whole forced endorsement scenario reminds me of a couple of 9-year olds caught fighting on the playground who are now ordered by the principal to apologize to each other. Totally insincere and probably won’t last long.

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The ultimate revenge - a Trump endorsement. They are now tied to him even more.

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I understand he read his statement from a piece of paper, probably supplied by Rinse.

Some people have said, not me, of course, but some people, I heard they threatened to ritually shave his head if he didn’t cooperate…

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As Joan Rivers famously said: “More Chins than a Chinese phone book.”

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He was also going off on Somali immigrants living in Maine earlier in the day and uttered this classic Trumpism after having said that NATO is not his primary subject:

“Sometimes knowing a little is better than knowing too much. You understand. Can’t see the forest for the trees.”

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“Very low energy, very sad. No, really, I mean, these guys, I love them, they’re great, but lots of people say…”

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Oh yeah, me too! I totally saw that on a secret video!

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I love when Trump spreads his hands and says to the crowd, “Are we stupid, or what?”

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See! He used “forest” in a state with lots of them! It’s almost like he’s a native now! Very with the pulse of the people. he is.

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Now he has denounced our mutual security treaty with Japan. Complaining that the Constitution we wrote for Japan is unfair because the Constitution forbids having an army, navy or air force.

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