Well, at least folks in the appropriate states know for whom not to vote. Jeez, talk about insincerity.
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So, is this the vaunted, much-anticipated “pivot”? Such a master politician: wait til your poll numbers are tanking and give a back-handed endorsement after being taken to the woodshed? Clearly a class act. None better.
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I’ve seen it compared to naughty children being forced to apologize and hostage videos. Both work. That was the most halfhearted endorsement I have ever seen. It was hysterically funny to watch live.
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The amount of scotch it would take for me to watch a Trump event live would actually kill me.
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See, Trump is big with golf, he thinks he’s being encouraged to “divot” and he’s not sure that’s proper on one of his courses.
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Trump. The quintessential “bull who brings his own china shop along with him.”(1)
(1) Originally said of John Foster Dulles by Churchill.
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He has an easier time endorsing Putin, Saddam and Kim Jong than McCain, Ryan, and Ayotte.
Funny that.
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Well played!
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Oh, wouldn’t it be worth a few nights in the slammer if you could get close enough to the fucker, to lop off all that hair? God, it must be near two feet long on the one side just so he can wave it back over and up and over again.
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“He’s a good man, and he’s a good guy.”
“He’s a fine fellow, believe me. And he’s a great dude, really, one of the best. He’s a very ,very, really fabulous man, trust me. Oh, did I already say man? Well, he’s that, too, also.”
What a fucking idiot.
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So much for not getting involved in primaries.
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I had some scotch like that, once.
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Well, there’s one more reason not to vote for mcCrank!
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That endorsement is about as valuable as Confederate Currency. Can’t cash it in for anything worthwhile…
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Ok, so once every few weeks Trump reads off a sheet the RNC types up for him, and they think this is powerfully convincing? I mean, the MSM and the electorate are pretty dumb, but are they this dumb?
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He’d look much better if he’d just go with a close trim. Hasn’t any barber explained to him that our bodies change? Our scalps aren’t the same as thirty years ago (among other things, of course). It’s amazing–and very telling–that he has such unattainable demands for his wife(ves) but he looks like such a fat blob in a suit.
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10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
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