Discussion: Departing Rep. Steve Stockman To Leave Congress In A Blaze Of Trolling Glory

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In response the democrats propose the “Steve Stockman Waste-of-Time Act,” which among other things lists the number of people in Stockbear’s district who’ve exhausted their unenployment benetits while he does shit like this.

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They also need to propose the “Steve Stockman: Waste of Skin Act” and the “What Part of Texas is Bloomfield Hills, Michigan In? Act”.

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perhaps someone could introduce a bill requiring dictionaries to add a picture next to the definition of stupid in all languages… in rotating order… Steve Stockman, Louis Ghomert, Steve King or name your own… a picture is worth a 1000 words?

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He’s still giving Texas a bad name. Which is rather difficult to do by todays standards.

Any self-respecting Texas would find an immediate 2nd Amendment fix for this guy.

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Here’s a master class on how to be a top flight asshole.

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His entire 2 year term has been a blaze of trolling. I wouldn’t characterize it as glory though. He’s been an embarrassment to his district. I know. I live in it.

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Although it is a relief to see such shit for brains assholes like Stockman and Bachman leave, they will be replace by equally shit for brains politicians.

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I feel for anyone who lives in Texas

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Just curious…why no articles on any Dem House members that are leaving?

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You have my deepest sympathy.

Maybe he’ll be unable to find a way to make a living there and have to move, thereby making your life much sunnier and more pleasant.

Plus, that would remove the pressure on you to slap Stockman silly the next time you see him—saving you a buttload of legal fees, too.

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Are any of them doing anything this stupid before they leave office?

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Perhaps Mr Stockman is indicating just how idiotic those who voted for him are.

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Mostly that’s because dems leaving Congress do so politely and w/o this sort of ugliness.

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Assh^liness mostly-- I’d guess.
A quality not found in most (D)s.

We’ll likely see these kinds of bills put forth now–
each time an incompetent Bagger-pol nears their toss-out date.

It’ll become a right of pre-adolescent passage-- to celebrate X years of sh^tty non-governance.

jw1

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James Boulet National Language Act of 2014

Boulet?? Hmmmm…sounds French to me.

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If the past is any guide he’ll leave Congressional restrooms in a shocking state…

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bd, I can sympathize. I live in Arizona where we have lots of people in government who are the equal of Steve Stockman in terms of loonyness. A decade ago a lady state rep. from Jerome, AZ came to the University of Arizona and insisted she be able to examine dorm room and do a “white glove test” then she tried to get computers removed from campus because, she said, the kids were looking at porn. Then she tried to get a bill passed that women would be required to wear “poodle skirts” on campus. Those are skirts ironed in such a way as to be pleated. A style popular in the early 1950’s.
So Stockman has no corner on “weird” in politics.

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WeLL bLesS HiZ HaRt…!!1!