Canât wait to see if his shoe has a rotary dial
Pruitt is a name ripe for limericks.
review it
blew it
threw it
spew it
to wit
suet
rue it
who bit
Magoo hit
ewe shit
pursue it
chew it
imbue it
tattoo it
brew it
withdrew it
subdue it
Waterloo it
screw it
misconstrue it
Was wondering when todayâs Pruitt story would plop. Wait no further I guess. Time to flush.
Paranoia is fun to watch at times. Pruitt is ripe for jacking with.
âThe phone booth, which was installed months later, appears to be a âprivacy boothââŚâ
âIf this boothâs a-rockinâ, then donât come a-knockinâ!â
Has he ever been to Nantucket?
Russia, if you have his e-mailsâŚkeep them. Good Lord! We have so much on him already, ought to be worth a couple lifetimes in the big house.
âPrivacy boothâ is one of those phrases like âTrump propertyâ thatâs saddled with so much extra meaning that it can never get where it means to go.
Useless and improper⌠an apt description of Pruitt and his boss.
If I lived near Pruitt, Iâd park my car in front of his house every day and count to 100 before I got out.
You beat me to it, but I was going to say that if Pruitt was going to discuss Top Secret matters in his office, theyâd all have to cram into the phone booth together or theyâd have to use an extension like the Cone of Silence.
I wonder which poor sap has been tapped with carrying the briefcase full of quarters so he can feed the kitty every few minutes.
EPA Administrator Pruitt
Was appointed not to help but to screw it
Trumpâs EPA Chief
Thought it his own personal fief
And now, per the news, Trump will rue it
Eh, not great. I can do better.
This is better, which is presumably why he has a Twitter devoted to Limericks.
Good grief. Why doesnât he just wear a tin foil hat and be done with it?
Limericks are harder than people think. Itâs not just the rhyme, the meter is just as important. If you donât get the right rhythm, it doesnât work.
If I lived in the DC area I would rent a big black, windowless van put a big directional antenna on top and park it across from his office and get in and out the back every so often looking furtively up at his window before skulking off and returning with Starbucks & doughnuts.
And the shoe phone is fake tooâŚ