What, no grits, guns or god? Just a gun?
I guess it really is the show me state.
Well…the dick’s certainly on the table in this one.
Man enough to whip it out, Roy?
So what? Chris Christie can assemble a three foot hoagie blindfolded.
Hey, snark aside, if it gets him elected to the Senate, so much the better.
So what? Chris Christie can dis-assemble a three foot hoagie blindfolded.
FIFY
Blunt: Not a real blindfold, made of Muslim.
I was just about to ask if a man fondling himself blindfolded is really what we look for in an elected official.
Agreed. Though it’s lamentable that it’s necessary.
2020 - Presidential debates now include actual pissing contest.
Big friggin’ deal. Decades ago we all had to do this with our Garands or flunk and get recycled. It ain’t difficult.
I can also find my dick or a woman’s muff in the dark. What does it prove.
Pfft. I’ll be impressed when he lubes and oils my car.
He has also hired a private school boy to follow him around while he shouts “hoo-ah” at random intervals…
The fact that this gun-porn stunt may actually impact some voters’ choice for US Senate is really depressing. I own a few guns and I couldn’t care less how well or quickly my representatives can assemble a weapon. JFC who friggin’ cares. (Answering my own rhetorical: probably about 25-30% of the electorate cares…<sigh>)
Anthony Weiner is asking, too, for a friend.
True, but this is a fantastic ad. Whoever thought this up is genius. I guarantee this helps him.
I’m not a fan of guns. I’ve never liked them and I don’t see what all the fuss is about. But I respect my friends and family that like to hunt and shoot. But that probably rings a bit hollow for me when I’ve never served in the armed forces and don’t like guns. So when I talk about wanting sensible gun safety laws, it might seem like I’m “comin’ fer yer guns!”
But from him, it seems like, “wow, he get’s me and wants to protect the 2nd Amendment, but he also wants to pass sensible laws I support.”
“The Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate from Missouri shows off his Second Amendment bona fides by assembling an AR-15 rifle … while blindfolded.”
Yes, but according the GOP and corporate-media narrative, Democrats are metrosexual, elitist, gun haters.
So it doesn’t count.
Officer Barbrady: “Alright people, move along now. Nothing to see here.”
I’m sure this skill will come in handy when crafting policy designed to lift citizens out of poverty, improve our environment, modernize our infrastructure and make college more affordable. Bravo.
Sheesh.
He would fit right in with the pig castrater.
Pretty sure Obama can disassemble a Gaggia espresso machine blindfolded.
I know I can… That’s liberal machinery 101