Yeah, I’ve heard of the Dave Clark Dive…
“and was briefly considered for a job at Homeland Security”
“and was briefly considered unfit for a job at Homeland Security”
Ooh. ooh*–wait until the Roberrt E. Lee Republicans on Schiller’s Bribe-a-cop Trump Personal Security detail hear that they’ve got a brand new Platoon Sergeant! They’ll flip their hoods–er, lids!
Also:"Son of “You can’t fire me, I did!!”
*speaking of law enforcement…
Does he get to keep his 35 pieces of flair, or are those property of the office?
Who knew they were producing a remake of Blazing Saddles.
Another loser hoping to be bailed out by a Trump pardon
“In other news, US Flair Industry collapses.”
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Stan: “People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, OK? They come to Chotchkie’s for the atmosphere and the attitude, OK? That’s what the flair’s about. It’s about fun!”
Maybe he and Arpaio can start a new reality show!
Televised closed-circuit only, in Newt Gingrich’s moon base.
WTF??
I mean, I’m glad, but WTF??
I’m fairly sure murdering someone via dehydration over the course of several days is a state crime. But it’s Walker’s Wisconsin, so who knows?
Karma never forgets an address.
Has he been indicted for anything and is there a presidential pardon in his future?
That’s what I was thinking too. These people don’t do anything out of the goodness of their hearts, because it’s the right thing to do, or because it’s best for their communities. Gotta wonder what’s either about to come out, or what was used as leverage to get him to resign.
Look at this f***ing low down dirty, fraud of an Uncle Tom. Get another medal from the hotel gift shop you piece of shit. Then kill yourself please.
Either Fox News or Robert Mueller came a-callin’.
(See, wasn’t that worth the wait?)
I guess he is in Bits and Pieces. Sorry could not resist.
I hear the Masonic Fraternal Police Department is looking for a new Chief.
When will Fox “News” announce Clarke is joining their line up?
I kinda think if it was Fox then the announcement would be part of the press release. And I kinda doubt the PP people would let a minority into their inner, grifting circle, so I doubt it has anything to do with Mueller’s investigation. My guess is there’s a personal scandal.
Asked about the withdrawal of the offer, a DHS spokesman said, “Let’s be honest. There’s no way we could get Mr. Clarke through a DHS metal detector. And Mr. Clarke said without the bling; job don’ mean a thing.”
BTW whatever happened to that other loser, Jason Chaffetz? Thought he was going to be on Fox.