Discussion: David Clarke, Milwaukee County Sheriff Once Considered For DHS Job, Resigns

Get your memento before they sell out!

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Do they have enough $$$ for another sexual harassment settlement?

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Further statement to come:

I realize I can do more to help the President from outside the force. Plus it frees up a lot of time for me to ride the grifter gravy train. Being Sheriff totally interfered with my speaking engagements and world travel. But will I have to give up my uniform and the fake medals? How will peoploe know who I am? I’m like the Village People. Out of uniform I’m just an anonymous person. What’s that you say? Trump’s not taking my calls anymore? I didn’t think this thing through…

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Chaffetz is probably in hiding awaiting a subpoena from Mueller.

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Nothing like assholes wearing medals… (Or medals wearing assholes)

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To spend more time with his fake medals.

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“Play these iconic lines in the Sheriff’s voice:”

They misspelled “idiotic”.

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Every day the bucket a-go a well,
One day the bottom a-go drop out,
One day the bottom a-go drop out.

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I would bet anything that you are right. He sure left D.C. in a hurry.

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Wonder where in the Trump administration this piece of shit will turn up in?

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Was gonna rtell him, that if he wants to “Come Home” with a pardon, he shouldn’t “Try too hard”, “Because”“Everybody Knows” you can’t always get one “Any Way You Want It”.

Maybe he didn’t need the job because he became an overnight millionaire after #45 promoted his new book:
Aug 27, 2017 06:45:04 AM A great book by a great guy, highly recommended! https://t.co/3jbDDN8YmJ [Twitter for iPhone] [Sheriff Clarke]

----- or maybe not. (And are Presidents supposed to hawk products of their ‘friends’?

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“I didn’t shoot him, he was pretty shot already…”

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Defecting to NK?

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Joe “it’s an honor to be compared to the KKK” probably isn’t Deputy Dog’s natural ally.

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Oh look, it’s a Sheriff Clarke Knucklehead…
And he sold out long ago…

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Such a mockery and embarrassment of the idea of a “uniform”. Fuck right off with that.

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Know who else has been conspicuously quiet? Rudy “I got friends in the NY field office” Giuliani.

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Come to think of it, you’re right.

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