Get your memento before they sell out!
Do they have enough $$$ for another sexual harassment settlement?
Further statement to come:
I realize I can do more to help the President from outside the force. Plus it frees up a lot of time for me to ride the grifter gravy train. Being Sheriff totally interfered with my speaking engagements and world travel. But will I have to give up my uniform and the fake medals? How will peoploe know who I am? Iâm like the Village People. Out of uniform Iâm just an anonymous person. Whatâs that you say? Trumpâs not taking my calls anymore? I didnât think this thing throughâŚ
Chaffetz is probably in hiding awaiting a subpoena from Mueller.
To spend more time with his fake medals.
âPlay these iconic lines in the Sheriffâs voice:â
They misspelled âidioticâ.
Every day the bucket a-go a well,
One day the bottom a-go drop out,
One day the bottom a-go drop out.
I would bet anything that you are right. He sure left D.C. in a hurry.
Wonder where in the Trump administration this piece of shit will turn up in?
Was gonna rtell him, that if he wants to âCome Homeâ with a pardon, he shouldnât âTry too hardâ, âBecauseââEverybody Knowsâ you canât always get one âAny Way You Want Itâ.
Maybe he didnât need the job because he became an overnight millionaire after #45 promoted his new book:
Aug 27, 2017 06:45:04 AM A great book by a great guy, highly recommended! https://t.co/3jbDDN8YmJ [Twitter for iPhone] [Sheriff Clarke]
----- or maybe not. (And are Presidents supposed to hawk products of their âfriendsâ?
âI didnât shoot him, he was pretty shot alreadyâŚâ
Defecting to NK?
Joe âitâs an honor to be compared to the KKKâ probably isnât Deputy Dogâs natural ally.
Oh look, itâs a Sheriff Clarke KnuckleheadâŚ
And he sold out long agoâŚ
Such a mockery and embarrassment of the idea of a âuniformâ. Fuck right off with that.
Know who else has been conspicuously quiet? Rudy âI got friends in the NY field officeâ Giuliani.
Come to think of it, youâre right.