Ted ($arah) is the booger on your finger that just… will …not… let…go…
RetreadTed
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ExcreaTed
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always your instead of you’re
The heartbreak of premature inauguration.
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You know, though, Trump isn’t really “winning” with all the GOP. Maybe there is a plan afoot to highjack the convention. One can only hope.
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Voices in his head…yup, you nailed that one.
Samantha Bee may be back with some new material after all!
If he wins Nebraska? He does realize he has to win big voter numbers not just numbers of square miles of land doesn’t he? Holy fucking shit Nebraska…
Edit: Not even 200K people voted in the republican primary in the whole fucking state and he got less than 20% of that!
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Not just a dimwit, but an arrogant dimwit.
Well, if nothing more it will be entertaining. But that’s what The Donald and the GOP slugfest/clowncar is all about anyway…entertainment masked as a party politics, but only by legacy if nothing more.
What the GOP really needs is an intervention, not a fucking convention.
Now I must go back to watching Weird Wonders on BBC America where the cheetah is about to attack an ostrich…oh dear, will wonders never cease?
Another sign from The Lord? Jesus, you can really take a joke too far sometimes.
More like retarTed.
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“I’m a presidential candidate!”
“But there’s no way I can win!”
“So I’ll name a VP!”
“It’ll be someone who was completely rejected by voters this election cycle!”
“And then I’ll drop out of the race a week later!”
“But maybe I’ll un-drop out a couple of weeks after that!”
Yep, Ted. That’s just the kind of rational, consistent and decisive thinking we want from a president.
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(elided)Ted?
You do know that no one wants you, right?
Not even your bible thumping baggers. That’s why you lost the re-puke primary.
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This bastard needs to be shot with a silver bullet or impaled with a wooden stake. If anyone knows of less violent means making this spawn go away, please let me know. I believe garlic, holy water and humiliating losses at the polls have already been tried with no avail…
I can’t disagree. I’ll withdraw my comment.
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Whatever the topic of the article on Salon, most of the comments are going to be about what a horrible monster Hillary Clinton is, so it’s not like it matters to the readership.
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