Discussion: Crotch-Grabbing Ted Nugent Opens For Trump In Michigan

Here’s hoping Ol Ted stumbles, falls and one of his guns misfires hitting him in the “particulars”. Just a flesh would so that he learns.
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Did Nugent cut his hair? Frigging sell out.
Geeze, Ted

He never was a good guitar player anyway.

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On a Journey to the Center of hell…

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“I’ve got your blue state right here baby!” Nugent cried, grabbing his crotch. “Black and blue!”

So is he saying that he has blue balls? Or are they bruised? Gangrene? So confused…

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I remember all the good this pathetic, pant-shitting pedophile did for Michigan. If only he could’ve moved to Texas more than once.

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Nugget. Good one, Matt.

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There goes Ted, grabbing himself by the pussy.

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and baggy pants which he later said concealed multiple loaded weapons,

Baggy pants / Nugent. Hmmm.
Matt you really missed an opportunity there.

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Record voter turnout in Ohio and Florida.
Big turnouts means likely democrat votes.

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Ted Nugent took the stage Sunday night at a Donald Trump rally carrying an electric guitar…

When he took the stage after Nugent, Trump mocked Hillary Clinton for a Friday rally which featured Jay Z and Beyonce, seemingly forgetting his own off-color opening act.
“By the way, my language is much much cleaner, as you know, than Jay-Z and Beyonce” he said, before referring to his own rally. “You know the beauty of this crowd? It’s without a guitar.”

WTF does that even mean? Leaving aside his intro speaker ***HAD A GUITAR***, is there something wrong with guitars? Would someone attending either a Trump or Clinton rally while carrying a guitar represent some sort of person of ill repute, to be disdained or shunned? I don't understand.
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Nugent and Trump…

Sort of like Da Vinci opening for Einstein, but with even more brilliant asides and witty repartee.

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Depends what he means by “loaded” and “weapons.” Possible to read those words a couple of ways.

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No Ted. Not even HO can normalize you.

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…epitome of the Trump psychophants.

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Trump + Nugent = Two sexual predators engaged in a depraved act of Argle-Bargle … tomorrow, they’ll both be exposed as impotent.

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If he was telling the truth about the loaded guns in his pants the Secret Service agents on the Trump detail should be remove immediately. If not he once again is proven as a lying sack of camel dung. I vote for the Camel dung option because I think the Secret Service does a good job of screening guns out of these gatherings and Nugent was already a sack of Camel Dung.

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If he stays in Texas (my home state) long enough, he’ll eventually get caught in the crossfire …

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one more day

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i’m hoping for a repeat of that Trading Places scene (?), which had Megyn Kelly walking to the back office of the Fox pollster, because a Trump surrogate goes into denial mode.

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