Discussion: Crotch-Grabbing Ted Nugent Opens For Trump In Michigan

He gives himself crotch scratch fever.

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Sad. Just sad.

ā€œIā€™m here because I was born and raised to be a productive American in the asset column, by that spirit of real Michigan,ā€ he said.

Seriously. Productive? All you did was produce some sh** music decades ago and then defame our lawfully elected leaders in some of the most vile ways possible. You demean every good Michigan resident with your incoherent babble and ongoing support for anarchy. FU, Mr. Sploogent.

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Golly, Mr. Trump. Are you upset because Hillary has you in a STRANGLEHOLD? Perhaps you would be in better electoral shape if you hadnā€™t grabbed all of that JAILBAIT pussy. I am just thankful I never had to take a disgusting JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF YOUR MIND!

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Is there any public figure less relevant than Ted Nugent? We should start a rogueā€™s gallery of public figures whose sheer irrelevance would automatically disqualify them from being on any rogueā€™s gallery. Sort of an Escher-like drawing of a public figure shaking hands with himself. I nominate Ted Nugent.

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Mr. Nugent isnā€™t fit to lick the cuticles of Jeff Beckā€™s fingers.

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Jay-z and BeyoncƩ saiD so ManY baD worDs at HitlarY indoctrination EvenT that everYone left by the Time HitlarY got on stage to Do her brainwashery. But would the cROOked media report? No. RiGGeD.

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Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani - thereā€™s three that come close, and hopefully have had their wingnut-welfare careers destroyed for hitching their wagons to the Trump black dwarf star. But I wonder how many of these fucking media outlets still wonā€™t get the message of how useless these people are and will ask for their fucking opinion anyway? But I think they are all going to end up looking like fools, no matter what show they are on. I personally think that, after this FBI scandal and his big mouth, Giuliani is finished for good. Rudy Giuliani, Americaā€™s Traitor!

Must be the meeting of the draft dodger, sexual assaulter support group.

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Well, of course, we all know that JayZ and Queen Bey are the ones really responsible for all of those 13-year-old black kids shooting all of those poor white police officers in the back.
Oh, waitā€¦

Sadly, Mr. Nugent is still fighting the debilitating effects of cat scratch fever.

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I rest my case.

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I love the Sarah Palin ā€œreal Michiganā€ shit. These stupid fuckers still think they are the ā€œreal America.ā€

Iā€™d like to rename some rock in the middle of the Pacific ā€œReal Americaā€ and send every last one of these fucking assholes who want to ruin life for the rest of us there and let them use each other for target practice!

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Heā€™s someone Iā€™d take swimming; after I fit him with lead shoes.

Bookmark the video tape. Next time some David Brooks or Ross Cardinal Douthat type wrings his hands and invokes Edmund Burke and the Conservative yearning for courteous and polite political discourseā€¦like David Frum did Friday night on Real Timeā€¦just play Ted Nugent grabbing his crotch for a presumably family audience.

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So I guess The Real America is a bunch of half-witted crotch grabbers, eh Ted? Thatā€™s the ā€œReal Americaā€ - men who grab women by their pussies.

Yeah, that is your idea of a real America you piece of garbage, you one man argument for keeping the death penalty just in case,.

Whereā€™s our #DEPLORABLE meme guy/girl? We need a Ted Nugent #DEPLORABLE picture.

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Iā€™m watching the video and he did say he wouldnā€™t play ā€œWang Dang Sweet Poontangā€ because of the children.

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Mighty White of him.

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So where is Nugent registered to vote? He moved to Crawford Texas to live next door to his buddy Bush 15 years ago. I wouldnā€™t be surprised if he was one of those people registered to vote in two states that Trump is complaining about.

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