Discussion: Convinced He Can Land A Deal With Dems, Kushner Plunges Into Immigration Talks

Under normal circumstances, I’d say, “go away, kid. The adults are talking.” But then I look at the other side of the table…

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He’s plunging into the shallow end of the pool face first. Splat.

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Short of patri(in-law)cide, not sure that Wonderkush will be able to achieve the same success as he did in solving all the problems in the Middle East.

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Some peple says, he’s a genius…whatever happend to Nikki Haley, btw ?

Shouldn’t she announce her 2020 run for POTUS now ?

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Daddy-in-law is setting you up you stupid fuck.

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If he can convince Donnie to let the adults that know WTF they are talking about in border security and get the government open again, then I say go for it.

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Some of them aren’t getting paid, tho.

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So far the only WH negotiations have been with other Republicans. So Jared is the answer?

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Who better to solve this than the man who brought peace to the Middle East?/s

At what point in a string of failures does an adult step in and suggest someone else take the lead?

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Kushner is the epitome of the rich guy’s son who’s given a business to run and runs it very, very poorly because he’s a dope. The job of everyone else in the business is to head off his worst ideas. I’ve had bosses like that and so have you. So this is bad news for sanity returning. The whole point, the one thing to realize, is that the Dems don’t want a “deal.” It’s simple reinforcement theory. You don’t reward a shutdown by giving the shutdowners something they want.

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Shouldn’t any guy handling negotiations for the White House be potty-trained first?

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Fueled by confidence from his recent legislative win

jesus, mary, and joseph, these people

Is the last two years really what they think winning looks like? Successfully achieving a tax cut and not literally burning down any buildings in the District?

I get the impression that Jared Kushner could accidentally asphyxiate himself with a Barbie-set sock.

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More people working in U.S.A. today

I guess the NYT and WAPO better start hiring more staff!

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Why do I have this feeling that Nancy Pelosi is laughing her ass off while reading this?

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Hey, at least Kushner, despite his needledick, managed to keep Hela Odinsdottir and her army of undead Asgard warriors from invading Israel. I mean, even I have to give the guy major props for that!

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yes, yes he is. the question is the answer to what.

I can’t imagine that Trump wouldn’t return to this tactic again and again. He has the IQ of a rotting kumquat, so what else can he do but find new hostages next year to build more wall, er, fence, er, steel slat fence, er, strategic barrier, er, border security apparatus?

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And, how did working with the Rethugs and tRump to offer a deal last week work for you? You apparently have really high regards for your negotiating abilities.

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