Discussion: Coming This January: Trump Could Land At His Inauguration By Chopper

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And the festivities don’t stop there: the “Apprentice” producer reportedly also suggested that Trump hold a parade up Fifth Avenue, which would presumably pass by or end at Trump Tower.

Can the Secret Service control the people behind 78,124 windows?
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Hopefully Scott Baio will flying the thing. Just sayin’

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Good idea!
Poor Donnie Trumpkins has such low self-esteem that a parade down 5th Ave is just the thing to pick up his spirits. Asshole.

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What’ll I do with all my rotten tomatoes and eggs?

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And they’re gonna bring in thousands of feral trumpers from the midwest cheering him on to replace the millions of NY’s who are finding bricks to throw at him?

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I suggest they include a banner that reads Mission Accomplished.

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Also, what about all those HRC elitists?
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Already bested at this game:

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Sure, following behind his chariot should be his slaves. You know all the businesses he’s destroyed, and the people he’s scammed, and the women he’s assaulted. It would make for the best show!

Now…back to ignoring the news for another week.

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POS POETUS will need one of these, then.

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Perhaps we could pass out some of these as a countermeasure.

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I think you just ensured my insomnia for the next week! :neutral_face:

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I wonder if there are any groups attending the inauguration who could stand up en masse and turn their backs on Trump as he begins his inaugural tweet speech.

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I’m sure Trumpy will plan his inauguration in good taste. It’ll feature a nice song from Ted Nugent about jailbait. Then Gary Busey will read a series of poems about a girl from Nantucket.

The 45th President will cap it all off by spending the afternoon grabbing his staff and supporters by the pussy.

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Oh goodness! Republicans, remember you idols and march into a stadium with much pomp and circumstance and pay homage to the glorious Hair Furor. Of course, it will take a lot of practice to get the Trumpanzee mob into form, but … for The Don:

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Maybe Burnett is setting him up. But hasn’t this whole thing been a “set up” gone terribly wrong?

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Please, by all means, throw that parade. I’ll even donate to it. The optics of a million NYers viciously protesting this cowardly fascist in his own hometown on the route to his gilded tower would be fantastic, and send a strong message to the rest of the world that many Americans are not on board.

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The cheapening of America. I wonder what Eugene Burdick and William Lederer would write today if they were still with us.

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Seriously? Is it a gold-plated helicopter? And a NY parade ? And, will we be expected to bow down to the great obese orange?

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