Discussion: Coming This January: Trump Could Land At His Inauguration By Chopper

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Maybe Boeng can supply the helicopter?

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A parade up 5th Avenue? Never happen. You have, literally, millions of people in this city who hate his guts. It wouldn’t be a parade, it would be a gauntlet.

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DO NOT WATCH THE INAUGRATION!

The media understands one thing, money, so deny their advertisers the eyeballs they so desperately need and tell everyone you know. Trump’s inauguration, his speech, his state of the union address, all official functions should be actively boycotted.

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I was sort of hoping he’d arrive by escalator, as he did the day he declared that he was running.

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…or golf cart.

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At least the Romans knew to have a person behind the triumph recipient whose sole job was to whisper in his ear: “All glory is fleeting”.

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Santa just did the same thing here at the local mall. Fantastic. Can’t wait!

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Chickenshit doesn’t want to run the gaunlet of protesters on the way to the inaugural stand. Barack and Michelle actually got out and walked part of the way and this orange narcissist won’t even ride down the parade route. Sad.

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Right after the election we made reservations to Mexico for the inauguration. Don’t even want to be in America on that inglorious, mortifying day. The last two inaugurations have been so inspiring and uplifting and now this pendulum swing to the worst thing that could ever befall this once great nation is more than I can bear. Will read about the atrocity after it has happened.

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You beat me to it…Marine One gilted.

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and to think that some people were adamant that both of these candidates were ‘identical twins’.

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Break out the pyrotechnics, because Donald Trump is reportedly getting theatrical advice for his inauguration from the man who is responsible for giving him his TV break: Mark Burnett, the New York Times reported.

Welcome back Mark

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Who gives a rat’s ass?

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Bit of advice - if Vice President Pence is scheduled to ride in the helicopter with you and backs out at the last minute (“Ooops Forgot my keys. I’ll catch up later”), be very, very nervous.

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So we’re just one good lightning strike away from a Mike Pence presidency?

Eeeeeesh…

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Oh God…

Donald Trump inaugural address…

Vomits in mouth

Someone check to see if the Lincoln Memorial starts weeping tears of blood…

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Are you sure he has a staff? My money’s on a stump.

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Just like whatsisname descending through the clouds in an airplane at the beginning of a Leni Riefenstahl epic.

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I’m thinking Inauguration Day may be a no-television, no-internet day with a (not so) healthy dose of alcohol.

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Will Qday and Qusay be along for the ride too?