Discussion: Color Rudy Giuliani Unimpressed On The New Bombshell Cohen Report

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Rudy I hope that you’ve been able to amass a huge overseas client base because you’re toast here. Or he should be.

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Sammy the Bull whacked 19 guys, Rudes. Sometimes witnesses for the prosecution aren’t perfect people. But whatever, tell your client no problemo. Might leave the world unincinerated for one more day.

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He has receipts, Rudy.

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“If you believe Cohen I can get you a great deal on the Brooklyn Bridge.”
“Now hold his beer while I move the goalposts”

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One ancillary pleasure of seeing the tRump maladministration implode will be the destruction of Rudy. But I still want to know about him and NYC FBI.

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With many lapses, particularly over the past six months, I’ve and we’ve waited impatiently for the end of Trump’s kleptocracy. The end appears nigh.

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What Crayola Crayon should I use to color Rudy Giuliandrews “Batshit Motherfucking Crazy”?

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“Crossing arms at the chest could indicate someone is lying.”

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But we don’t believe Cohen. And nor does SDNY or Mueller. They know he’s a known liar.

We believe in the tapes and e-mails and other hard documents that are in their possession.

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Rudy can get me a deal on the Brooklyn Bridge! It must be Infrastructure Week!!!

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Color Rudy duplicitous and mendacious. In other words, what’s new?

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No one “believes” Michael Cohen. If his statements point to the evidence, and you obtain evidence which confirms his claims, you don’t need to believe him at all.

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That seems to be the GOP argument, that Cohen is a liar so we shouldn’t believe anything he says. Do they think Mueller doesn’t know Cohen has lied? Do they think Mueller is just running with Cohen’s account without demanding any corroboration? This is just stupid. As @bikerdad points out, “he has receipts.” What makes it worse, though, is that they’re calling Cohen a liar in defense of an unprecedented liar. A man who exhales lies with every breath doesn’t get to scream, “liar” and all of his detractors. It seems a pretty shitty defense.

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Color Rudy Giuliani shitting his pants over the new report and trying to pretend he isn’t.

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Um…yeah. I guess Giuliani has the same reading skills and attention span as his so-called client. I say ‘so-called’ because I doubt he and Trump have communicated face-to-face in weeks, if not months.


A 90% chance of rain means the same as a 10% chance: It might rain and it might not.
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Unless I missed something - Rudy has simply dodged the issue … according to the reports - Cohen is NOT the source for this bombshell - at least a couple other sources have laid all of this out … with docimentation… Cohen may confirm it … but may not have to - it stands without him having to support it.

The best lame position that Rudy can take is to try to spin it like it is from Cohen …

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Just don’t hire a guy named Christie to manage it for you.

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The special counsel’s office learned about Trump’s directive for Cohen to lie to Congress through interviews with multiple witnesses from the Trump Organization and internal company emails, text messages, and a cache of other documents. Cohen then acknowledged those instructions during his interviews with that office.

Rudy, you dumb fuck, it’s not just about believing Cohen.

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I can easily imagine why Trump became demonstrably worse -worried, lashing out, etc.- after answering Mueller’s written questions. One of those questions may have been: “Did you send this email?”


A 90% chance of rain means the same as a 10% chance: It might rain and it might not.
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