Lock him up along with his client.
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And if thereâs a 10% chance of rain, and it rains, youâre not going to get only 10% wet.
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This Buzzfeed report is just more evidence that Trump didnât expect to win, the people around him didnât expect to win, the Russians didnât expect him to win. Like the old cartoon said of the dog, âchasing it is fine, but what are you going to do when you catch it?â
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Rudy: âSuprised ? Not at all, I knew about it all along⌠Is this mike on ?â
True. 
I think Rudi is dirty as hell there, and may well be under investigation himself by Mueller. He is a repulsive excuse for a human being. I would love to see him charged.
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The notion of a lawyer responding âno commentâ feels lost in the mists of time at this point.
Sure, why not? Why not parry and snipe? Why not crack a joke about your clientâs criminal exposure? Whatâs the worst that can happen?
The bitcoin saga has served as a quick introduction to Silicon Valley techbros for why our financial system has this feature and that feature and the other feature. Perhaps the illustrious Rudolphius Q. M. Giuliani XIV can serve as an inspiration to our next generation of lawyers, as an object lesson in why you do all the things the books tell you to do. You may show them that standards and practices exist for a reason.
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Rudy is such a dumb motherfucker. If Donald wasnât even dumber, heâd have no work at all. The one good thing Rudy does for the rest of us is spill too much info.
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Rudy is easy to read.
When he is trying to get ahead of a bombshell he waves a shiny thing or makes an outlandish knowingly untrue statement.
When the story comes out he attempts to brush it off. Which means the story is substantially true. There is no middle ground.
Heâs horrible at this.
You can read him like a marked deck.
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Just in, Rudy Giulianiâs response to Buzzfeed story: âIf you believe Cohen I can get you a great deal on the Brooklyn Bridge.â
Stupid MoFo, it's said the allegations are backed by documentary evidence and testimony from multiple people within Trump's organization. Prosecutors aren't solely relying on Cohen to close this trap. Sheesh.
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So Trump is in same position as Flynn: the Russians know all about the lies and have proof/receipts.
We have known this for a while due to our obsessive info bubble here, but maybe we can make the case a bit plainer to the info neutral.
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Rudy canât get me no deal on that bridge. I already got a GREAT deal from Ed Koch!
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Yes. The absurdity of this âdefenseâ vis-s-vis the biggest liar of all is remarkable. I guess itâs all Rudi has, but it is pathetic. I keep waiting for one of the talking heads on TV to point this out to him.
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Rudy knows this story doesnât just rely on Cohen. Heâs just trying to center all the attention on the weakest point of the evidence and make us forget that there is a lot of corroboration. Sorry, Rudy, weâre not all as easily distracted as Trumpâs base.
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He definitely should be under investigation by someone. It could well be within Muellerâs purview, since this part of the story was directly related to the election with the intention of sinking Hillary. He told us that much himself as it was happening.
He needs to be stepped on like the cockroach he is.
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Is âredhandâ a reference to the red right hand of vengeance? Just curious.
All things in moderation, including moderation.
No. The Red Hand of Ulster. Itâs an oblique reference to my family name when you look up the phrase. The grumpy centurion avatar is not related to it. I lived in Rome for a couple of years as a teen and never got over my love of Roman history.
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Color Rudy Giuliani Unimpressive
Already done. Oh er hahaha that wasnât what you said was it 
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The fact that they employ this strategy to defend the guy for whom theyâve had to invent new categories of fact checking is just mind blowing.
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