The Caribbean was always overrated as a destination anyway.
Guess having an anusmouth is de rigueur for working for Cockholster.
âWeâre checking out of this meschugana agreement, I tell ya! What do you mean we have to sign some papers? We have to get the lawyers on it, then run it past the White House counselâs attorney âŚFâk it, we said weâre checking out of it, what more do you want?â
We are withdrawing from the Paris Agreement unless the other 194 countries agree to hold the US harmless from the effects of climate change. American exceptionalism demands no less an accommodation.
Turns out it doesnât matter anywayâŚ
In other words, we have no idea what weâre doing or what the policy is on any given day, because it changes every time Trump takes a dump and goes on Twitter from the shitterâŚ
I think itâd be great if Trump blundered into overriding Cohn with a tweet here, just to show whoâs boss.
I dare ya Donald.
Iâm just a dreamer. Hope they donât deport me.
A nonexistent planet is not on a collision course toward Earth, NASA and a Christian pastor said.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Iâve got first dibs on all of their stuff! (I want Joel Osteenâs mansion so that I can turn it into a homeless shelterâŚ)
The Trump administration suffers from multiple personality disorder.
But thereâs yes, yes, in your eyes.
âConsistent with the Presidentâs announcement in June, we are withdrawing from the Paris Agreement unless we can reengage on terms more favorable to the United States,â the official said. âThis position was made very clear during the breakfast.â
Just as there is a process to accede to the Paris Agreement, there is a process to withdraw. And that process has a timetable. The United States cannot officially announce its plan to withdraw from the agreement until November 4, 2019. At that time, if Donald Trump is still president and hasnât changed his mind, he can send a letter to the U.N. secretary general notifying the organization of Americaâs intent to leave. There is a one-year waiting period before that withdrawal takes effect, which means the earliest the United States can officially exit the Paris accord is November 4, 2020.
â1600â should really stop talking about this.
As in âexceptional childrenâ?
Well, this certainly helps explain why the evangelicals are okay with Donnie.
End of the World!!! âŚoh, maybe notâŚ
For real, End of the World!! âŚguess I shouldnât have sold the houseâŚ
This time, absolutely, positively End of the World!!! âŚum, maybe we calculated the date wrongâŚ
Donnie can be as wrong as he wants, but they are certain heâs about to turn the cornerâŚ
Gotta pander to the Rubes and the coal barons.
Well, now that Cohnâs made this declarationâŚ
In The World According to DT weâre only talking about one tail of the normal distribution curve.
Statistically speaking, when it comes to the World of DT Iâm all for dispersion.
The self-dispersion is coming along OKâŚ
In order to move the conversation forward, it might be helpful to indicate the more favorable terms you want, or even the types of terms you want to negotiate, or even the ballpark or sport in which those terms exist. Iâm guessing if any such terms exist, they have nothing to do with climate change. But, then again, thatâs not the point of the whole âWeâre withdrawing from the Paris Accordâ bullshit, is it?