He’ll serve his sentence in a castle behind bars. You know, like everybody else.
I choose to focus on the “Behind Bars” and not the “Castle”.
With that crowd, I suspect “Castle Behind Bars” means “Red Bull on tap.”
My sense of justified outrage is already fully occupied elsewhere, with nothing left to expend on this particular topic.
As usual
Wrong guy behind bars
Sorta OT, but I just saw that Cummings is calling a vote on Carl Kline for refusing to testify to Congress.
Hopefully, we’re entering a time when some folks are gonna have to start making some big decisions about enabling Dotard.
The President’s former fixer will find himself serving time alongside the likes of former “Jersey Shore” star and tax evader Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Billy McFarland, the mastermind behind the Fyre Festival scam.
They can make a Celebrity Big Brother from inside the pen.
Even in prison, we protect the rich, powerful, and well-connected. What else is news?
I’m going on a limb here in assuming it’s not one of those for-profit prisons with outrageous fees for every little perk?
At least he’ll serve a sentence.
'listed as one of the “cushiest” prisons by Forbes Magazine"
Seems logical that readers of Forbes would be curious about the nature of “white collar” prisons, doesn’t it?
There’s a big difference if Cohen is going to be in the " camp " or inside the big house at Otisville.
There’s room for about 118 inmates at the " camp"
The FCI Otisville satellite camp is more lenient. The camp has a number of recreational activities: Weights, cardio equipment, bocce ball and horseshoes. The camp has a basketball court, handball court, tennis area, baseball field, and running and walking areas.
Given its proximity to New York’s sizable Jewish population, the FCI Otisville commissary includes a number of kosher foods, including matzo ball soup, gefilte fish, beef cholent and rugelach.
If it’s anything like other MSUs, he’ll qualify for outside passes with an escort after he’s been there a while.
Providing he has no behavior issues.
You know, he turned on Trumpkins and turned state’s evidence. I am OK with him getting a little/a lot cushier setting than Manafort, et al… Maybe the comparison will be instructive to future subjects of such investigations.
Now if Manafort gets sent to Club Fed, we can talk.
He was supposed to do some heavy dishing on Donnie Moscow before reporting to summer camp. Hoping he drops a few MOABs on him before he goes up river.
You know what, you’re right.
How does this happen?
Am I correct in assuming your average weed dealer / consumer doesn’t find themselves in kush 
digs?
Why not?
This just in: Prison is prison. Just because the US hosts a goodly number of hellhole prisons, those that are bearable are not thereby converted to country clubs.
Nope they are prisons, where you don’t have a name you have a number and you are locked in.
No thanks. I don’t care how many athletic facilities there are.
I’ll bet he does, too.