Concigliere in deed… or is that Fluffer? Perhaps both for that amount of cash?
Good to know that Fat Nixon isn’t the only fucking moron in the news. What an assclown! No wonder he was whining to his friends that King Tub still hadn’t paid him back. You’d think that, if anyone would know that Tramp never pays his bills, his idiot lawyer would know!
“Cohen claims the President had no knowledge of the arrangement.”
It’s a well-known fact that lawyers work for free.
I’ve never known one who wasn’t in it for humanitarian reasons.
Cohen: “but,but Mister Trump wouldn’t stiff me. He only does that to porn stars, whoops; i think i better be quiet now.”
Does this mean he and Trump are now both underwater?
I believe in legal parlance this is referred to as “to facilitate.”
And…it’s probably an old line of credit agreement with an 11.5% interest rate. Cohen never was much good at that whole contracts thing.
On and on it goes, the saga of Stormy. I have to wonder what sort of agonies this stuff causes Messrs. McConnell and Ryan as they watch their world crumble. Was it worth it, fellas? Betraying your nation to hold on to power, to appoint a judge, to cut some taxes? Was it worth it? To be remembered for decades to come as literal traitors? I just really do wonder what they think about in the small hours.
I have two questions (ok - three, the first one is a two part):
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Has he paid off his HELOC or is the debt outstanding? If he paid it off, where did those funds come from? Follow the money.
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Last time I checked, you have a duty to keep your client reasonably informed of everything you do on its behalf - though, I know that Cohen has no ethical principles, I wonder how the Bar will view his assertions that Trump didn’t know what he was doing? So either he is lying or he breached his ethical obligations. There are probably a million reasons why this clown should be disbarred, but this one seems like as good a reason as any to get him to go back to driving cabs in NYC (given his substantial holding of medallions).
How much Xanax and bourbon are left in the bottles.
Home Equity Line?
C’mon, how does a high powered dipshit like Cohen doesn’t have a measly 130K liquid? Wouldn’t it be ironic that Cohen got foreclosed because SOB Trump didn’t refund him? And Trump should not, why should he refund Cohen for such a lousy job he did hushing Stormy Daniels?
. . . and when did Cohen repay the home equity loan in full?
President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer transferred funds from his home equity line… to pay porn actress Stormy Daniels $130,000.
Huh! And all along, I thought that he used his revolving line of credit.
Hmm, the stink of bullshit is not too strong. Very strong. But not too strong.
Wait. No. Too strong. It is too strong.
Hmmm, kitchen remodel or election fraud. Kitchen remodel or election fraud. Decisions, decisions.
Based on the kitchen remodel we just did, I’d have gone for election fraud. If only that was an option at the time!
Someone has to file a complaint with the Bar Association first. I don’t think Trump is going to complain.
There’s no way SNL writers can keep up.
If he complained, it would cause complications when things get to the point where Trumpp starts telling us that he barely knows Cohen. “I’ve had thousands of lawyers. I can’t remember all of them.”
I bet his wife was pleased.