Carson must be a plant from the JEB? campaign and they are now close to pushing the demolition button for the Carson campaign to clear the way for a JEB? comeback …
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Carson thinks House of Cards is a how-to-do-it documentary.
Note that Armstrong Williams is Carson’s business manager, not his campaign manager.
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Seems like he has suppressed rage issues. Maybe the stabbing and assault stories were visions that became real to him. I suspect he gradually constructed a resurrection/christlike myth of himself while being revered as a surgeon-god.
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All-in-one for a busy man, the Swiss Army Hammer:
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This isn’t complicated… it’s not the first time in American history that a “quiet, bookish, and nerdy” adult male has felt the need to fabricate stories about being a badass motherfucker in order to compensate for being quiet, bookish, and nerdy. The truth of Carson stabbing “Bob” over music is about the same as my tale about leading a chapter of the Crips while growing up in Grosse Pointe.
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I can honestly say I have had “religious” experience in the bathroom. Usually along the “HOLY SHIT” lines when it Finally comes out. Often followed by “Oh God that feels good” type stuff 
he he he
How did I not know about these things???
I still hold that Carson is disturbed
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So you took your date to Macy’s instead of a movie? That sounds way more expensive than a large tub of buttered popcorn and JuJubees.
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Marco should make for a rather spectacular flameout. John Edwards is an icon of integrity compared to the Miami Mauler.
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I have spoken to God on the porcelain telephone many times myself.
But I heard no response other than WOOOOSSHHHH.
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Been there and done that!!
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So, the GOP base is like a junkie—they keep having to increase the amount of dope they inject to achieve the same high. Sounds about right to me.
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Who hasn’t had a religious experience in the bathroom. Most sane people though chalk it up to that burrito from the night before not the divine intervention of God.
May the God of Burritos have mercy on you for that comment.
Ha! Remember Sept. of 2008 when Reich-wing skank Cheri Jacobus wrote this about Obama’s lack of experience:
After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan. 143 days - I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that."?*
For Cheri it was too little experience; for Carson it is too much experience that is the qualifier. Such are the psychotic delusions of the Reich-wing mind.
- Notice that Cheri and the Reich-wingers have been totally silent on Trump’s, Carson’s, and Fiorino’s ZERO time in elected office to be ‘Commander In Chief and Leader of the Free World’…?
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Does anyone recall politicians making the kind of derpish nonsense comments we are seeing this election cycle? generally in the past if somebody made comments that were even a little off the rails their campaign would go down in a massive flaming debacle. Clearly that’s not the case this time. Apparently being certifiably insane is a vote getting feature. That ought to seriously disturb anyone who is in the least interested in the continued existence of our country
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I take a bit of issue with this idea that a few isolated incidents in his distant past could be easily verified or would have been necessarily well-known at the time they purportedly happened. Before I was treated for bipolar disorder as a teenager, there were a number of incidents dating well into my childhood that were very likely symptomatic of my mental illness but were individually not at the time understood to be anything more than a fluke. I was normally a reserved, well-mannered kid, but there were occasional moments of extreme aggression or emotionality that were completely out of character. My parents once asked my second grade teacher if she’d noticed any issues in class, and she was shocked to hear just how drastically my behavior could change for seemingly no reason. Adolescence brought full-blown mania and psychosis into the picture, and things only got worse until I began taking lithium, but people are often surprised just how long mental illness can go undetected, misunderstood, or ill-treated when the signs are right there. It wasn’t as if I woke up one day and everyone said, huh, that guy’s mentally ill. There were many warning signs and terrible circumstances leading up to my diagnosis that were only ascribed to my condition after the fact.
Which is what I keep coming back to with Carson. I would never diagnose someone, particularly someone I have never met, but I can’t imagine there isn’t some sort of mental health issue in play here. He frequently seems to break from well-established, objective reality on some pretty basic stuff, and his thoughts and statements are often nonsensical and disorganized in a way that I’m shocked even conservatives can’t or refuse to see. It’s legitimately upsetting that so many people can look to a him and think he’s capable of running the country. I would never flat out say someone with a mental illness is immediately disqualified from the office of the presidency, but you should at least be treated and stable first, right?
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“Urkel don’t play that, bitch!”
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