Discussion: Clinton Takes Baseball Bat To Server In New Cruz ‘Office Space’ Ad (VIDEO)

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It wasn’t immediately clear which markets the Cruz campaign would air the spot.

… everywhere North & South of the Manson-Nixon line…

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Lord, it looks like a hefty Linda Trip and two Young Republicans. Ted can’t afford “his girls” anymore?

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Love it!

Clinton Foundation Scandal to follow shortly!

Bill, Hill and precious Chelsea all doing the perp walk.

Daily News front page. Please God oh please. I’ll be good, I’ll be good.

BOO YAH!

Why would Cruz put out an add that makes Clinton look like a hero? Have they not seen the movie Office Space?

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… they’re onto him now… “No more Porn Bono work, Daddy!”…

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I wonder if Bushwick Bill has Don Henley’s #?

After all, they have a lot in common in regards to legal matters.

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Typical of Ted Cruz: No class and no imagination whatsoever.

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… TeaBaggers and Rethugs don’t get pop culture…

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This headline would only be appropriate if Clinton herself actually appeared in the ad. But then…

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Here’s a better one: Don Henley won a settlement from a case that somewhat resembles this one.

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This ad should be rated R for violence and a ridiculous Southern rap. Frankly, I don’t know which was worse.

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Had trouble processing that myself. The plan was to steal from Corporate America.

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Shit, at least get someone who looks vaguely like Hillary.

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I’m somewhat shocked that a Ted Cruz commercial uses such profanity [d@mn].

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Those guys rebelled against corporate dronehood. To the plutocrats, they weren’t the heroes.

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Hillary Clinton grabs a baseball bat and obliterates a computer server in a new ad released Friday by Sen. Ted Cruz’s (R-TX) campaign, which hits Clinton for being “entitled” and slams the “lap dog” media.

Soooo, this piece of sh*t slams:

Clinton in general
Clinton’s e-mails
Clinton as SoS
Clinton entitlement (whatever that is)
“the media”

OK. How does this convince anyone who isn’t already against Clinton to vote for Carnival Cruz? I mean, this just sounds like a version of “Demon Sheep”…

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Because eventually it’ll be Clinton (well, probably) against some GOTPrick. Perhaps Cruz, perhaps someone slightly less disgusting.

Probably just showing he’s a team player. Their entire field has no strategy other than Clinton Bad.

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It’s just that it’s so BAD. If you’re going to attack an opponent at least make a effort to make a quality, non-porn actress attack ad. Jeez this is stupid.

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The moral from this commercial seems to be clear.

In a brawl, who would you rather have on your side - Hillary and a bat or Cruz and a Bible?

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