My objection to the porn actress is that she wasn’t a terribly attractive one.
If we’re mainstreaming porn actresses, let’s at least make it a good looking one.
A simple response is for Clinton to post the video of Cruz making a child cry. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtKwtZI9l00) She wouldn’t even have to do any editing.
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Cruz knows funny. He is having Jeff Dunham produce some new ads.
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Methinks this was produced to do exactly what it is doing. Sully a few monitors on a Friday afternoon, with TPM’s (& others I assume) help.
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He just got my vote!
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When I see ads like this, it makes me think about how presidential Senator Cruz is.
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Cruz got ripped off. I watched the ad and the director left the water skiing squirrel scene on the cutting room floor.
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You have that weird nonsensical right wing cryptic conspiracy talk down pat. Bravo!
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“A real Clinton knows that they’re entitled, and you don’t get to know what they do."
Yes, Ted, let’s all have a nice long talk about entitlement, shall we?
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Yeah, he’s a weirdo.
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I know you think Twiggy is the symbol of all media-superficiality, but i might point out that the Twigster* is a great public servant teaching water-safety to impressionable young minds. Ted Cruz never did anything remotely that useful.
*worth noting that Twiggy is actually a “Dread Pirate Roberts” type-thing. There are usually two squirrels working at a time ( Vegas & the Catskills natch)
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It’s OK, I get lectured by squirrels all the time, I can take it.
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The scene: Goldfield, Iowa, schoolhouse town hall. The questioner: a boy with an interest in politics, age unknown. The joke, via the New York Times:
Mr. Cruz, responding to the question of a boy with an interest in politics, began discussing the example of healthcare policy. “Take Obamacare,” he said, pausing before the punch-line. “Please, take Obamacare.” Modest laughter followed.
“Sorry, a little Benny Youngman,” Mr. Cruz said…The boy looked back at him.
If hip bit Cruz in the ass he wouldn't know it.
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When will Republicans finally realize they don’t have a sense of humor or comedy? These feeble attempts are not even laughable, they’re just fucking sad.
And this is from a guy out of Canada, home of the great SCTV. I don’t think the population of Melonville will be pleased.
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Ted Cruz epitomizes a certain kind of quiet, lonely sadism that screams, “Don’t let me near your children.” Surprisingly, people keep doing it.
An article in Wednesday’s New York Times recounts an interaction the senator had with a 3-year-old Iowan named Isaac Josselyn. It went something like this:
“You have lots of toys?” Cruz asked Josselyn, who seemed like he wanted to play quietly.
“What’s your favorite toy?” Cruz insisted, unable to pick up on basic social cues.
“Do you have a dinosaur?” he badgered. “Do you have a fire truck?”
“Do you have a toy monkey?”
Josselyn, like a dog sensing a malevolent spirit, stared Cruz down, unwilling to participate in his corrupt political theater.
“A toy monkey!” Cruz bellowed at no one in particular. “You know what that means?! You get to be the monkey in the house!”
Josselyn walked away without acknowledging the outburst. Cruz murmured to a nearby adult, “I’m glad you’re here.”
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Is that a shemale in the pants suit? Reminds me a bit of the character John Lithgow played in “The World According to Garp.”
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Why am I not shocked that Darcy’s Obama Derangment Syndrome is just an offshoot of his Clinton Derangment Syndrome.
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Yes, our Teddy Boy is like Idi Amin without the whimsy.
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Clearly a delusional work of fiction.
Followed shortly by his rival Bush’s brother lighting up a cigar with a PDB titled “Bin Laden determined to strike the United States”? Cuz that would be funny.
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