What I have been wondering about and it was confirmed yesterday in pictures of Bernie arriving at the Senate to vote for the first time since January with JANE in tow. The woman is ubiquitous. What other senator brings their spouse to work with them. Bernie is uxorious.
"You have to ask yourself, what's [Donald Trump] afraid of?" [Hillary Clinton] asked, musing that he may have avoided paying taxes. "Or maybe he isn't as rich as he claims."
that he may have avoided evaded paying taxes
Thereās a difference.
It is not at all hard to get under Donnieās skin, thin that it is. Call him a Scottish German and question his sainted momās citizenship or ask him a question about the finances of Trump U. Or the charge he raped his own wife in a fit of pique and ripped some of her hair out by the roots in the process. Or any of a hundred other subjects. When his answer doesnāt stay on subject bring him back to it. Eventually he will blow a gasket.
Trumpās family got to him yesterday and it resulted in not only Lewandowskiās ouster as campaign manager but they got trump to stay off facebook and twitter for nearly 12 hours which has to be a record. I think Ivanka is insisting he be more grown up but he could only manage 12 hours of adulthood.
From trumpās twitter account 3 hours ago:
"I am "the king of debt.āThat has been great for me as a businessman, but
is bad for the country. I made a fortune off of debt, will fix U.S.ā
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For trump that is deep in detail as he gets. He thinks he can negotiate sovereign debt which he cannot without destroying the worldās economy.
Recipients of payments from Trump campaign with āTrumpā in name, through May 31. Doesnāt include Mar-a-Lago/planes. pic.twitter.com/JF6skaWYGF
ā Derek Willis (@derekwillis) June 21, 2016
Trump campaign expenses in May, per @FEC report:
ā Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) June 21, 2016
Hats: $208k
Online advertising: $115k
Data management: $48k
Communications consulting: $38k
His hair color is his mood indicatorā¦
Orange in the morning
Nation take warning
Orange at night
Nation take warning.
Small many thingsā¦
Bernieās problem is the opposite of Trumpās. Heās much richer than he would like everyone to believe.
Iād love for Al Franken to get in there as well. Iāve got a feeling heād get under Drumpfās skin.
Ah, you prefer to follow Twitter by ticker tape too? I thought I was the only one.
Trump: all-in, diminutive stack (small hands, too)
Thompson is one of my all-time faves. Here are the lyrics:
Fergus Laing is a beast of a man
He stitches up and fleeces
He wants to manicure the world
And see it off in pieces
He likes to build his towers high
He blocks the sun out from the sky
In the penthouse the champagneās dry
And slightly gassy
Fergus Laing, he works so hard
As busy as a bee is
Fergus Laing has 17 friends
All as dull as he is
His 17 friends has 17 wives
All the perfect shape and size
They wag their tails and bat their eyes
Just like Lassie
Fergus he builds and builds
Yet small is his erection
Fergus has a fine head of hair
When the windās in the right direction
Fergus Laing and his 17 friends
They live inside a bubble
There they withdraw and shut the door
At any sign of trouble
Should the peasants wail and vent
And ask him where the money went
Heāll simply say, itās all been spent
On being classy
Fergusā buildings reach the sky
Until you cannot see āum
He thinks the old stuff he pulls down
Belongs in a museum
His fits are famous on the scene
The shortest fuse, so cruel, so mean
But donāt call him a drama queen
Like Shirley Bassey
Fergus Laing he flaunts the law
But one day heāll be wired
And as they drag him off to jail
Weāll all shout, āYouāre fired!ā
Thatās an Elizabeth Warren level burnā¦
Hillary and Elizabeth dump Trump:
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/robert_crumb_and_friends_flush_donald_trump_down_the_toilet_1989
Alternate Headline: "Clinton Goes There: Maybe Trump Isnāt As Well-Endowed As He Says He Is."
Hmm, destroying the US economy or passing a few emails. I just canāt figure out which is worse. Hmmā¦
Itās like a quick jab from the late Molly Ivins! Boy, how great it would be if she were here to comment about Trump.
They contain no character at all.
I was eating in a restaurant some years ago ā sadly, for the life of me, I canāt remember where. The walls were lined with pictures of disasters: The Hindenberg ā¦ the Titanic ā¦ Michael Dukakis in a tank ā¦ LOL!!
As the campaign progresses his mood will be sucked into a trough and attain a steady state of despair.
Kudos! Though her versionās pithier, and you buried the punchlineā¦