WE MUST PLAY ALL LIES
Off the tee to rough,
country found the golfing tough
in the maze of Trump.
Mueller hitting thoughtful strokes
pierced the haze that twitter stoked.
Lame-O! Secondhand scuttlebutt from a months-old tangential investigation, in a situation where Comey was trying to reassure Trump? That’s where they’re pinning their hopes?
You haven’t heard anything because the Special Counsel does not hire attorneys who sit at a table on a public sidewalk and chat about their case. They are ethically-trained professionals who keep their heads down and their mouths closed.
Also, the charges have been sealed, Bozo.
Yep, that’s correct, because the targets of investigations are always informed about it at the start. It’s simple investigator etiquette.
In other news, a new study shows madams of whorehouses are always virgins, because how do you know they’re not?
So declares the paragon of honesty and architect of Bridgegate who possess the artful skill of shoving others under the the barrelling freight train.
Sure Chris, we believe you. wink, wink.
He forgot to mention that he’s a no nonsense straightshooter. Modest to a fault.
What is to become of poor Chris. Deemed too unattractive for the moron administration, even after his Chuckie Doll impersonation behind Trump, he doesn’t seem to have much in the way of career plans. I guess it’s K Street, where old (and young) whores go to soldier on.
“Well, the last news that we’ve received, Jake, publicly, is that the President was told he’s not under investigation. We’ve heard nothing to the contrary,” Christie said. “So I’m making that statement off of the public information that we’ve already been given.”
Christie then added, “You got any donuts?”
So investigating Comey’s firing isn’t about Trump? Lol
Trump ToLd Christie he WasNt under inVestigation, Christie zconFirmEd whAt trumP tolD hiM, aNd it was On LibTard FaKe nEWS CNN. WhAt Other EVIDENCE wiLL it takE LibTards to undersTand trump isn’t guilty of Collusion?
Geez, you have been missed.
One11!1!!
And to put this is some perspective…Chrispy Creme is at 15% approval rating in NJ, and the Democratic candidate running for Governor is leading the Republican opponent by 20% in the latest Quinnipiac poll that came out last Wednesday. You gotta piss off a hell of a lot of people to get that low btw.
Keep talking, fat ass…Apparently he hasn’t figured out that no one listens to him anymore.
“I think the good news, from the President’s perspective, is he’s not under investigation,” Christie said on CNN’s “State of the Union.”
Hey Chris, Didn’t recognize you out of uniform!
Ve’ve hert nussing…
“Haben Sie strudel?”
" I’m making that statement off of the public information we’ve already been given."
Which means Christie doesn’t have a fucking clue about the matter.
“Well, the last news that we’ve received, Jake, publicly, is that the President was told he’s not under investigation. We’ve heard nothing to the contrary,” Christie said. “So I’m making that statement off of the public information that we’ve already been given
March 30, 2017: “I explained that we had briefed the leadership of Congress on exactly which individuals we were investigating and that we had told those Congressional leaders that we were not personally investigating President Trump. I reminded him I had previously told him that. He repeatedly told me, ‘We need to get that fact out.’ (I did not tell the President that the FBI and the Department of Justice had been reluctant to make public statements that we did not have an open case on President Trump for a number of reasons, most importantly because it would create a duty to correct, should that change.)”
Using that logic, I guess I’ve won the lottery. The last I heard, I haven’t lost the lottery. So *Christy logically” I must have won, since nothing has changed since last nights drawing,