Discussion for article #242549
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Are Christians free to ridicule it too?
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For once I agree with Carson. The Pyramids were absolutely built to store grain. A teensy, tiny bit of grain, the amount that would fit in a few hollow spaces the size of a bathroom. After they were constructed and filled with grain the Pharoah would be hungry and demand that the grain be removed to make bread. Once all that bread was eaten by him and his family – which took about a week – he’d say “ah shit, now what are we going to do with that thing?” and decide he should probably be buried in it instead.
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Someone please guarantee me that this man will not become President. Please.
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By that metric 99.99999999999% of the people in the world are secular progressives.
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Could you please tell us exactly where between your back pockets you pulled this notion out of? Lots of Christians from the church down the street wanna know.
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So he’s bringing up the Bible again. Were the Pyramids specifically mentioned in the Bible? Or was it just one of those things where Joseph was said to have stored like 500 tons of grain and the only remaining structure that size are the Pyramids, so the Biblical literalists are stuck with that theory?
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Carson’s campaign slogan could easily be:
“Vote for me to prove you’re an idiot.”
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And, once again, the pyramids are a totally hollow, right?
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I thought that was Big Door’s slogan/
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Well, alrighty then. Everyone please proceed to ridicule the silly doctor’s stupid theories.
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Exactly, the ancient Egyptians pioneered excessive packaging…I mean you kinda had to when your styrofoam beads were made of sandstone…
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Now how much Jesus Power did it take for you to pass that chem final?
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Just “Secular Progressives” Bennie? What about anyone else who ridicules it?
Like almost anyone with a functional brain, an IQ over 67 and more than ten teeth?
Heck, Bennie, you even stopped the zombie apocalypse with this whopper, damn zombies are stopped in their tracks laughing their putrid heads off!
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Could he have picked up a kind of spongiform encephalopathy from his brain splitting days?
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Man baking some bread in Egypt must have been a real chore. Sort of like opening a flashlight package without a knife. First you have to break into a big pile of sandstone, then dodge the crocodiles on the way to a mill on the Nile…
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I can’t. I wish I could. I’ll get drunk with you if that would help. I know it would help me.
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Under a Carson administration we’ll be monitoring on the ridicule.
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Those ancient FedEx envelopes were a nightmare…
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