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Sure it was all someone else’s fault. Yeah Ben.
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Wait, Cruz is employing underhanded and dirty tactics to win? Stop… I can hardly believe it to be true…
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His campaign said he was merely headed to get a fresh set of clothes.
Um, "Here's the address, here's what I need picked up, and here is where you deliver it" isn't an option for a busy person to say to a designated gopher? He has to personally travel to accomplish that? If that's his method of delegating tasks (which is to just not delegate them to begin with) it's just another in a long list of reasons to keep him out of the White House.
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He coulda sent Armstrong Williams, amirite?
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Prediction: the black guy who constantly dismisses the importance of racism will soon complain about racism in Iowa.
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IT WASN’T MY FAULT!!!
going back to take a nap now…
“I got calls from several people who told me their internal intelligence
said that I was going to do extraordinarily well,” he told Fox News.
To be fair, he did do extraordinarily well among candidates with unorthodox understandings of ancient Egpyt.
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Remember how Jesus bitched from the cross about how everything was Peter’s fault for being a shitty sailor?
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was Cheesus the cheese maker especially blessed? and is he the one that invented Cheetos?
His campaign said he was merely headed to get a fresh set of clothes.
New campaign slogan: “Bring laundries and dry cleaners to the heartland!!”
Insert obligatory joke about The Emperor’s New Clothes here.
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Self inflicted would that he is now making worse by scratching at it.
When you are running for President,there is one, and only one, destination out of Iowa…and that’s NH. If you fly anywhere else, you open the door for this conjecture to happen.
And quite frankly, Carson should have spent the night in Iowa, and been at his HQ. It’s where most of his supporters were, and if the strategy is to encourage them to relocate to NH, well…running off to FL isn’t exactly encouraging them.
His poll numbers in NH are crap anyway, and they are about to go even further south.
But, when you are running as an evangelical, I suppose climbing up on self constructed crosses and crying victim is what you do.
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Steve King is a slug.
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At least he didn’t say he was going to Disney World!
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I’ve got to stand up for slugs here. No slug deserves such a gratuitous insult.
Maybe he can fill in for Sleepy
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That might work – but McCain has a lock on Grumpy.
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Magical thinking again from Dr. Looney.
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Poor ol’ Lullaby Ben showed up…that was the dirty trick that doomed his chances.
