Sorry, pal. The GOP never does dirty tricks. I know because this guy I know (what the heck was his name? Oh, something Segretti) told me so. And he seemed trustworthy.
But wait! Itâs unpossible! How can a man of god like Carson not have god make sure heâs the clear winner??? And wait, thereâs more! Carson is defending unborn babies yet he somehow doesnât carry the day in Iowa. Come on, Ben, tell us how you, godâs chosen candidate, fail to win a glorious victory for the universeâs Dear Leader.
Carson spent so much time proving that the giant Moai on Easter Island were Goliathâs G I Joe toys and that the Roman Coliseum was Caesarâs Hot Wheelsâ Track that he let his campaign slip. All over.
Carson forgot to quit the raceâŚ
He has no chance and knows it â but he wonât officially drop out because there is still some money to be made.
âI got calls from several people who told me their internal intelligence said that I was going to do extraordinarily well,â he told Fox News.
Sure. This is the same thing that comes from both Carson and Trump (and to a lesser extent the rest of the field). Just anecdotal âevidenceâ with no proof or anything to back it up. Whatâs scary is that this is how they approach policy as well!
However, I will say that where there is smoke there is usually fire. I wouldnât be surprised if there were a lot of Cruz people spreading the rumor that he was suspending his campaign.
Cruz: You ainât seen nothing yet.
I think the technical term for the symptoms Dr Carson is displaying is Batshit F-ing Crazy.
The problem with Iowa is no Chinese.
"I got calls from several people who told me their internal intelligence said that I was going to do extraordinarily well," he told Fox News.
These are doubtless the same people who told Romney that he was going to win the presidency in 2012.
But letâs face it, Ben. You did do extraordinarily well. You may have gotten fewer votes than you expected, but you got a lot more than you deserved.
Steve King is the sleaziest of the sleazebags in the GOP.
To be fair, his own internal intelligence told him the pyramids were granaries.
thatâs the whole GOP strategy, to use dirty tricks, disenfranchise voters, redistricting, etc.
Ted Cruz is the sleaziest, most dishonest, craven candidate in the 2016 race. Ted Cruz is Joseph McCarthy incarnate.
otherwise known has having oneâs head firmly lodged in the transverse colon.
Anybody who was planning to vote for you, is wasting their vote, Ben.
Wouldnât it be easier to a) have his clothes cleaned, or b) buy some new ones?
âYouâre both right!â
Ben Carson is an ego-ridden loser who blames anyone but himself, and
Ted Cruz is a sleazy ratfink who gives other cheaters a bad name.
It wouldnât surprise me at all if the Cruz campaign was going around spreading this rumor. Carson was never going to win, or even be close, in Iowa, but it would certainly have made a difference for Cruz to pick off some Carson votes. And, given Cruzâs pattern of lies and deception, this wouldnât have seemed out of character.