Actually, I think he’s probably an expert.
No, it’s whether or not it’s “something Obama would say”. Whether it includes such things as “water is wet” and “fire burns” is unclear at the moment.
It truly is the End Times. I bet Rick Perry really wishes he had carried through with his secession plan.
No way. It’s both impossible to have sex with someone in a bow tie, and to masturbate while wearing one.
Also fitting that we no longer have to consult a dictionary every time we write [schadenfreude].
There’s also the English equivalent, epicaricacy.
Now we don’t need to look that up, either.
Latest from Austin:
12:30 p.m. update: As of noon, the Travis County Clerk’s office reported that as many as 32,000 people had voted, a pace easily eclipsing turnout seen during the 2012 Texas presidential primary, which saw only 48,000 total voters.
The clerk’s office is projecting turnout to be between 110,000 and 130,000 voters across 190 polling locations in Travis County this year, a vote total that would outperform the 2008 primary turnout of about 111,000 voters.
I experienced the website issue first hand last night when I tried to look up polling places (I moved since 2014). I tried again this morning and it was still AWOL. However, I went to the local library at 8am and there was no line. I’m not sure how representative this is but I’ve certainly had much longer waiting times in primaries here previously.
@Tena, Loved that classic takedown. Ever the douchebag, Carlson (“I know you’re a smart guy because it’s not easy to tie a bow tie”) was stuck in dick territory surrounded by a Trump wall.
So FOX is a dedicated member of the KKK?
There have been elements of Romney’s personae over the years, which he disavowed for his primary fight AGAINST Newt “Mr. Ethics” Gingrich and Rick “Bringing up the Rear” Santorum, and which he tried to re-reinvent within himself for the general election, which might be considered liberal by today’s Republican standards.
None of this lessens the douche vs turd character of the 2016 GOP primary in the slightest.
I don’t think there is the slightest question that lines 4 through 6 of your post is not only LIKELY but PLANNED by Trump.
In addition, he will clown, dissemble, entertain,. bluster and ego-massage his bigoted base (45% of Americans) to victory.
Brought to you buy those lazy 55% who have a history of underperformance.
In addition to OWNING the MSM, Trump’s advantages include
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A foolproof method of lying
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A vicarious entry of working class people into Trump’s “boardroom” (his rallies)
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Ability to telegraph racism in a way that is impossible to refute (given the MSM techniques)
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A consummate ability to entertain
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An infallible intuition like that of Adolf Hitler (READ about Hitler on that)
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A clown-like persona allowing for easier dissembling and UNDERESTIMATION
The ONLY way Hillary wins the General against Trump is through a voting turnout larger in percentage than any in modern history. Overconfidence will doom her. And in fact, that is exactly what VA Gov. McAuliffe stated to-day.
Tucker before JonStewart Crossfire takedown (Think WabbitMan)

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Big-boy Tucker and his band of baleful bitches…these days.
Note the subtle loading of the question. The question is not “who could or could not have written some piece of text?”. The question is “is what it says right or is it wrong?”. Intellectually corrupt shitheads like Tucker Carlson don’t give a damn about the difference.
Also, Carlson presumes that anything written by Obama must ipso facto be untrue or bad. Really? Based on what evidence independent of wingnut bullshit factories? Obama’s habit of going around saying false things? Obama has a pretty good track record there – certainly better than any prominent Republican’s.
I thought he had Coulter to take care of that for him.
Oh wait – she won’t touch him, he’s the wrong skin color for her.
WHAT ? THis is not Liberal.
The great thing about Trump is that by laying it all out he’s helping us draw certain boundaries with much greater definition. Cretins like Carlson and Ingraham are now definitively crossing certain important lines. They are ON the motherfucking record. They will never be allowed to live this down.
You all made your choices. You have defined yourselves for who and what you really are. There’s no going back now. Let the record show: Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham have freely chosen to align themselves with racism (war crimes too, actually…).
If a supporter killed a woman during Trump’s rally, Carson and Ingraham would be labeling the cops as communists for arresting the supporter. I guess cops are only good when they kill young African American
Carson: Any Republican who says the supporter is wrong is a RINO!
Ingraham: The man was shooting in self-defense. Instead of being pilloried, he should be applauded! The Democrap whore should not have even been there in the first place.
Big tent…full of racists and bigots.
It would appear that right-wingers really aren’t afraid any more to show their support for racism.
Good to know! Thanks Tucker! Thanks Laura!
And don’t you both feel a lot better now that you don’t have to hide your racial hate? Wear it proudly! Let everyone know right where you stand.
And please, please, please convince the rest of your compatriots to join you!
