Just testing. It wonāt be going live until after the nuclear Reichstag Fire.
I for one welcome our new Russian overlords.
Canāt wait for Kellyanneās spin on this, probably itās Hillary fault.
Andā¦ this ISNāT from The Onion???
All systems are a go for Jan. 20.
Because, yeah, an idea that preoccupied me for most of the Bush Administrationāthat we were just one nuclear terrorist attack on an American city away from dictatorshipāhas begun to take hold again.
āWe are operating under the assumption that it was an internal routing issue.ā
āThe basis of optimism is sheer terror.ā ā Oscar Wilde
speaking of The Onionā¦
N welcome to a brand new episode of āThe New Normalā.
Kellyanne: āwell Anderson, i was having my hair done at the time, so i donāt know what happened.ā
Trump: So good to see The Smart People taking over the weak.
For fuckās sake, theyāre even after C-SPAN.
Nothing to see hereā¦our soon-to-be Dear Leader will be on shortly to tell us Russia doesnāt hackā¦or maybe it does but not out of maliceā¦they think heās a good guy so they canāt be badā¦or something.
Just a test-run for Putin TV, coming to EVERY channel on your cable box!
I donāt believe it. You canāt trust anything C-SPAN says. Itās a fake news channel!
Oh cāmonā¦that hair canāt be ādoneāā¦Even I canāt buy thatā¦
First off, I canāt believe anyone noticed.
Secondly, if the takeover means we are going to get universal healthcare I am all in.
Guiliani: I will fix this cyber issue as soon as I become Cyber Chief. Internet Pipes will only go one way after the inauguration.
You laugh, but sheās likely had that āgroupie doā for quite awhile.