Discussion: Brave Patriot Jacob Wohl Promises To Immediately Enlist If We Go To War With Iran

Why not now?

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How does he get in the fucking news then - oh, wait a minute.

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Wait, a sec – he’s volunteering for a war against Persia? Excellent. I encourage him to join the 300!

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They generally don’t take people with ASVAB scores as low as his.

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Wohl has a rich history of upstanding citizenry

Heh heh heh. The sarcasm is strong with this one.ā€œRichā€ and ā€œupstandingā€.

If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,—
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.

Well, except that it was Persia that invaded, not the other way around

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And this is news because . . . . ?

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What’s the equivalent of fragging for a precious snowflake assholing it up in basic? Because I could see that happening to Wohl.

I don’t know how many times I came upon 300 when channel surfing. And like a spaghetti western I watched for at least half an hour. Just saw the opening 15 minutes for the first time about two weeks ago.

just wait for dotard to institute the draft since he’s doing all he can to eliminate immigrants from serving:

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Code yellow

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They took John Kelly, Mike Flynn, Sean Lawler, Dunkin Hunter and …. Hatefulness, vileness and incompetence are not a disqualification for military service.

Mr Wohl, if you are so sure of your courage then why not join the Army now instead of waiting behind a rock? That way you’d be trained up and ready to do battle with the forces of evil. Why announce this unless what you want is publicity to broadcast how tough and brave you are. Real heroes don’t need publicity.

Coward.

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2013 stolen valor act makes it a crime for a person to fraudulently claim military service with the intention of personal enrichment.

Right wing bloggers who bluster that they would serve at a future point while today enriching themselves, may not be illegal, but pushes that line a bit.

A proud graduate of James O’Keefe University with a degree in abject failure and accumulating ridicule.

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He’d never enlist. He’s a fucking phony from the word go.

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Only the best. Put the little douche on the spearhead.

As I said up thread a real hero won’t broadcast heir courage or their heroic acts. Typically because they don’t think they deserve the title.
This punk is looking for medals he has not earned. Titles he does not deserve.
See now what trump brings us?

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Exactly what I was going to say. Recruiters are open right now! Why wait?

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Fortunately, you don’t qualify. the Army is looking for people with guts. If you are such a patriot, there are 4 war zones happening right now you could have enlisted for. You are nothing but a f’n chickenhawk like the President, his kids, Bolton, Limbaugh, Hannity and so many other loudmouths and blowhards.
US Navy 1952-1956