US Army:
No, really, thanks a lot. But no.
Although this is an excellent argument for going to war with a Iran, we really shouldn’t.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA… HA
Real war ain’t like playing Call of Duty in your mama’s basement.
Oof. This really complicates things for me.
Yep, seeing little Jacob do basic would be worth mulling over.
Strangely, the Army and Marines have active combat opportunities right now. Jacob could go early and miss the rush.
this guy really likes attention ?
Shit. Some enterprising drone operator is gonna see this and just accidentally hit the bomb release button while on flyover recon.
10 to 1 at his physical he will have bone spurs.
Very easy.
…Jacob Wohl Promises To Immediately Enlist…
Is there something we don’t know about his arrest record, or negotiations with the DA?
Iran’s announcement that it would exceed the nuclear stockpile limit.
FFS, a “nuclear stockpile” is an amount of nuclear weapons. Iran has zero nuclear weapons, and have not threatened to acquire a “nuclear stockpile”. What they have done is threaten to increase their store of enriched uranium. This is not the first time I have seen this conflation on TPM.
There are certain requirements to join.
Fully documented mental disorders are a disqualifier.
Preening prick says what?
The US Army called to say, “Lighten up, Jacob”.
“Is there something we don’t know about his arrest record, or negotiations with the DA?”
Tom Cotton’s career path has an interesting shape, I wonder, if something like that, was involved.
Right-wing troll Jacob Wohl is pledging to enlist “within 10 days” if the U.S. goes to war with Iran.
$10 says they won’t take him.