Discussion: Brave Patriot Jacob Wohl Promises To Immediately Enlist If We Go To War With Iran

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US Army:

No, really, thanks a lot. But no.

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Although this is an excellent argument for going to war with a Iran, we really shouldn’t.

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:laughing: :laughing:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA… HA

Real war ain’t like playing Call of Duty in your mama’s basement.

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Oof. This really complicates things for me.

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Yep, seeing little Jacob do basic would be worth mulling over.

Strangely, the Army and Marines have active combat opportunities right now. Jacob could go early and miss the rush.

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this guy really likes attention ?

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Shit. Some enterprising drone operator is gonna see this and just accidentally hit the bomb release button while on flyover recon.

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10 to 1 at his physical he will have bone spurs.

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Very easy.

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…Jacob Wohl Promises To Immediately Enlist…

Is there something we don’t know about his arrest record, or negotiations with the DA?

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Iran’s announcement that it would exceed the nuclear stockpile limit.

FFS, a “nuclear stockpile” is an amount of nuclear weapons. Iran has zero nuclear weapons, and have not threatened to acquire a “nuclear stockpile”. What they have done is threaten to increase their store of enriched uranium. This is not the first time I have seen this conflation on TPM.

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There are certain requirements to join.

Fully documented mental disorders are a disqualifier.

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Preening prick says what?

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The US Army called to say, “Lighten up, Jacob”.

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“Is there something we don’t know about his arrest record, or negotiations with the DA?”

Tom Cotton’s career path has an interesting shape, I wonder, if something like that, was involved.

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Right-wing troll Jacob Wohl is pledging to enlist “within 10 days” if the U.S. goes to war with Iran.

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$10 says they won’t take him.

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