Right-wing troll Jacob Wohl is pledging to enlist “within 10 days” if the U.S. goes to war with Iran.
A snowball has a better chance of surviving hell than Wohl enlisting. He must already know he would not pass the physical therefore he can just throw this out and the putz’ that supports him will send him more $$$$$ because he is a “super patriot”.
Isnt this is the incel who couldn’t quite realize that his fly was open during a news conference. That he called.
How bad of a person would I be to openly root for war now… 
Can’t we just threaten to send him to Iran on a tourist visa?
why wait fuckstick, not patriotic enough just yet?
Jakey says this knowing he will denied because of a condition known as “brain spurs.”
This is Jacob Wohl we’re talking about. He probably means Iceland or The Vatican.
Hmmmm, somehow this makes me feel we will not be going to war with Iran.
Did he actually clarify whether he meant the US Army? Or Iran’s?
Could go either way…
Salvation.
Does he think he signs up, gets on a plane, and climbs out in the Middle East to start “warring”?
Somebody will be over there doing the hard work and dangerous duty while Wohl is annoying the recruiters with questions like “which branch has the best internet service,” and “do I have to work weekends even if I’m, like, a famous guy?”
He should definitely do this. Also, take in copies of the US Constitution to distribute, there’s a great demand for them in Iran.
OT: Someone please tell Kate Riga that this sentence in her story on the PA GOPer sex scandal needs fixing:
Despite his vocalized qualms, DiGiorgio sent her a picture of her erect penis over Facebook and she took a screenshot.
I look forward to the inevitable “The Iran War is technically a conflict, so I don’t have to enlist” backpedal.
…if the U.S. goes to war with Iran.
Afghanistan and Iraq are apparently not worthy of the investment of his valuable time/talent?
Like Wohl knows one way or another. If anything, this strengthens my belief that we’ll be at war with Iran soon, given Wohl’s propensity for backfiring failures.
Let him serve as cannon fodder
I’d be more impressed if he called for all GOP Senators and Congressman to resign immediately so they can better serve our country in the military.
You know he’d serve as a common fobbit.
excellent