Discussion: Boehner Has A Wish Before He Leaves Office: Rename A Room In The Capitol

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Yeah, this seems like a good usage of your time, John.

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What? None of the bathroom stalls were large enuf?

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And here I read the headline and presumed a nautical theme… The first name that came to mind was the ‘Boehner Head’.

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How about the red wine foyer?

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Oh please, John . . . . . . Why didn’t your party do something about freedom for LGBT individuals, women needing health care, etc???

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There seems to be a strange obsession these creepy conservatives have, about naming things that have nothing to do with freedom or liberty, after freedom or liberty. Let’s see, there is the Freedom Caucus, the Liberty Counsel, Young Americans for Freedom, the Freedom Foyer…I wouldn’t doubt if Boehner named his penis “The freedom tool”. He, almost certainly, cried after giving it that name too.

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You forgot freedom fries.

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haha! of course! We sure showed the French on that one! Don’t mess with us! We’ll…umm…change the name of fried potatoes on you!

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The Boehner Cubicle. Weepy’s Merlot Sipping Alcove. The Boehnyard Designated Smoking Area. The Boehner Memorial Run With The Lobbyist Checks.

Zippity Do-dah, mofos.

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“The Pope Made me realize that I’m an asshole” Alcove.

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good grief… please tell me he’s being sarcastic and is only egging on those teatards…

and if not, i have a more accurate suggestion: the freedumb foyer.

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“House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) has another goal he wants to accomplish before he leaves office….”

To fulfill his lifelong dream of adding a bust of Foster Brooks to Statuary Hall.

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If they do, the door should be locked, a symbolic reflection of how little got out of John’s office while he was Speaker and made it to the floor.

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A good place to eat Freedom Fries™ while swigging Jim Beam?

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You forgot Freedom Fries™… and Poland.

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Along with the busts, this room has the door the Knee-grows use when they come in to clean his office.

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Get the Pope to speak to Congress and rename a room.

Funny how none of his goals had anything to do with, say, legislating or governing.

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Kind of reminds me of that Texas schoolbook that had the nerve to call human chattel, “workers”. Lets just stick with The Alcove. That works for me.

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And he’s going to place a replica of his testicles as a floor inlay so future generations can gain an understanding of his tenure as Speaker.

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