Discussion: Boehner Has A Wish Before He Leaves Office: Rename A Room In The Capitol

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Where you can consume your Freedom Fries!

Fuck off, punk.

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Now, Johnny, let’s try moving that deck chair over there next to the potted plant, er Representative Ryan…

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First the “Freedom Caucus” gives him the political equivalent of an anal rape. Then they make him name a room after them.

What an impressive guy.

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Is this spot currently known as the French Foyer?

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Freedom’s Comfortless Rear Exit?

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It makes me just want to cry.

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And don’t forget the “Clean Air Initiative,” which was devoted to prevent any protection of air pollution.

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I think it would be more appropriate to name a certain appliance in the Congressional kitchen the “Freedom Fryer”.

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How about naming it the “Shut It Down! Foyer”

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The Tom Foley cloakroom or Denny Hastert shower room?

John C. Calhoun would return from the dead and challenge Boehner to a duel if they dared to rename any rooms named after Confederates. I’d actually pay to see it on cable. Since no conservative can shoot straight, I predict that they would both wound Paul Ryan in the head and have to argue for another month over a new Speaker.

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“Are you, are you sure? Right now you can pass just about anything. Alright as you wish.”

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House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) has another goal he wants to accomplish before he leaves office — name a small alcove in the Capitol "the Freedom Foyer," The Washington Post reported Tuesday.

The appropriate response to Boehner: “You want fries with that?”

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Wow, the jokes almost write themselves!!!

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Is this to remind the “Freedom Caucus” that they are beneath the Speaker?

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Things that are fine the way they are == Gotta change it –

Things that really need to be fixed == Not so much –

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This is what he is most concerned about!!!

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Why not “Fools Paradise?”

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Name it after the owners: the “Koch Cubbyhole.”