Discussion: Bobby Jindal: Immigrants Should Come To US And 'Adopt Our Values'

system1 · August 30, 2015, 3:03pm

Discussion for article #239912

ajm · August 30, 2015, 4:02pm

“Yes, we need to secure our border. Stop talking about it,” he continued. “I think we need to insist that folks who come here come here legally, learn English, adopt our values, roll up our sleeves and get to work.”

Word salad worth of Caribou Barbie.

How many immigrants does it take to roll up our sleeves?

k_in_va · August 30, 2015, 4:07pm

My values or your values, Bobby? (Gotta ask, 'cause they sure as hell ain’t the same thing.)

sooner · August 30, 2015, 4:09pm

I was wondering the same. I don’t need an immigrant to roll up my sleeves for me. But then I’m not a Republican so I don’t need an undocumented butler.

mantan · August 30, 2015, 4:09pm

Ug, I turned it off and woke up to an old ‘Man from U.N.C.L.E.’ episode, it was awful but better than watching Jindal.

daveyjones64 · August 30, 2015, 4:13pm

LOL. I actually kind like the old Man from U.N.C.L.E. episodes. It’s classic 60s spy TV, and with a Russian agent as the co-star during that time?? That always makes me grin.

But then, I spend my Saturday nights live tweeting Svengoolie horror flicks.

candirue · August 30, 2015, 4:15pm

To that end, President Jindal has tasked the DHS to construct Immigration Re-Education Camps, which will require internees to watch back-to-back episodes of “The Brady Bunch” from 6AM to 11AM, “Leave it to Beaver” from noon to 5PM, and “The Andy Griffith Show” until lights out. After one year, internees will undego rigorous examination.

jcblues · August 30, 2015, 4:17pm

HEY PIYUSH!!! you mean this American Value?

from Easy Rider…

anniew · August 30, 2015, 4:19pm

Which American values? Do we get to vote which ones?

drlarrymitchell · August 30, 2015, 4:20pm

Piyush is an onomatopoeia for failure.

mattinpa · August 30, 2015, 4:22pm

Since when do our values include being an outrageously hypocritical, pandering, lying weasel who doesn’t much seem to want to work hard at his day job? Roll up your own sleeves and do good stuff for your state. Could be the attention-getting gimmick you’re looking for, you POS.

ljb860 · August 30, 2015, 4:23pm

Well Piyush “Bobby” Jindal just who’s are you talking about, yours are for sure polar opposite of mine and I for one would not want anyone adopting your values of racism, hate, and jingoism.

mantan · August 30, 2015, 4:26pm

God, this site’s buggy this morning…
The '64 B&W 1st season??? Screamingly awful (Anne Francis has already guest starred in 2 episodes only 7 episodes into the 30ish episode season) from our jaded, post modern perspective but entertaining for that very reason. Shocked Richard Donner directed the few I’ve watched, he must have been a baby.

lastroth · August 30, 2015, 4:27pm

Did that last part sound like Obama’s keynote address at the DNC in 2004?

henk · August 30, 2015, 4:28pm

Seriously, you need to ask? There is only one set of values in Bizarro Conservative World and it ain’t mine or yours.

littlegirlblue · August 30, 2015, 4:32pm

Jindal’s critique of his his appearance on ABC’s This Week.

We’ve got a dumb one today," Jindal said.

littlegirlblue · August 30, 2015, 4:35pm

Very close to plagiarism. It worked for an outstanding guy, mediocre guy thinks it’ll work for him.

henk · August 30, 2015, 4:38pm

Has this jackass ever looked in the mirror?

wwss · August 30, 2015, 4:38pm

You know, my values and Piyush’s aren’t exactly the same … so …

rich_in_nj · August 30, 2015, 4:42pm

So…become part of the right-wing lunatic fringe???

I guess that’s the only way the Repugs can expand their base.