Discussion: Bloomberg's Mark Halperin To Host Pilates With GOP Donors And Ann Romney

system1 · June 12, 2015, 4:58pm

Discussion for article #237407

rcarlosnyc · June 12, 2015, 5:44pm

Uhhh… I’m so stunned I got nothin’.

bluestatedon · June 12, 2015, 5:48pm

Whaaa?? Freaking Pilates? That makes John Kerry’s windsurfing look like WWE wrestling, NASCAR, and rodeo combined. Did Halperin sign up for an upper colonic and an exfoliation too?

carlosfiance · June 12, 2015, 5:48pm

It’s like you read my mind.

BlueFranco · June 12, 2015, 5:52pm

This is good news for John McCain

mantan · June 12, 2015, 5:56pm

Lindsey, Marco and Chris are gushing over their Morning Joe Colonics…

sjk · June 12, 2015, 5:59pm

Halperin a journalist? Hardly. GOP Cheerleader? Indeed.

winstonsmith · June 12, 2015, 6:06pm

Damn liberal lamestream media,

lonewolf_93 · June 12, 2015, 6:08pm

I agree, Halperin is not a journalist, he’s a republican advocate.

carlosfiance · June 12, 2015, 6:09pm

HA! Thanks! I couldn’t remember where I had first seen Halperin being a total idiot.

tomj · June 12, 2015, 6:10pm

Since he’s already mastered bending over, it’s good to see he’s trying some new and exciting positions.

thunderclapnewman · June 12, 2015, 6:12pm

Calling a right-wing apologist like Halperin a journalist requires redefinition of the word.

He is a journalist in the same way that a roller skate is a Rolls-Royce.

On the other hand, the image of Halperin leading a Pilates class is hilarious.
I had no idea it was possible for him to do Pilates with his head that far up his own ass.

oregon100 · June 12, 2015, 6:18pm

Ugh. The DC political media establishment is so corrupt, though they certainly can’t see it. I don’t think it’s a left-right issue, either.

whateverdude · June 12, 2015, 6:18pm

Onion article. Gotta be.

If not, this guy is a bigger whore/dork/douche/jackass/clown/whore/whore than I thought.

thunderhawk · June 12, 2015, 6:20pm

In private he’ll be sucking dicks.

whateverdude · June 12, 2015, 6:22pm

“The pilates session is only one of many activities, or in Romney-event-speak, “enthusiast sessions.” Others include “flag football with Sen. Marco Rubio and skeet shooting with Sen. Lindsey Graham,””

LMAO

Obviously this includes a facial.

thunderclapnewman · June 12, 2015, 6:28pm

He’s neither that smart or that attractive.

whateverdude · June 12, 2015, 6:30pm

How about pole dancing with Harold Ford?

rudesan · June 12, 2015, 6:30pm

Facial - HA!
Seems a shame to waste all that shooting, though. They could make a delicious skeet pie.
And Lindsay can be the Graham cracker.

mantan · June 12, 2015, 6:32pm

Ann Romney’s quasi-legal experiments combining dancing horse genes with household staff are sure to delight…