I am going with âman playâ a delightful mix of frogs, snails, and puppy dog tails named in honor of supreme court nominee Brett âBartâ OâKavanaugh. Each bit pins you down and tries to rip off our clothes before exposing itself.
The well known âOrange Mangoâ wouldnât be bad.
âOne Term Presidentâ âŚa putrid mix of overchurned vanilla ice cream with saltine cracker bits, communion wafers and white fright chocolate swirl.
Im"peach"ment might be tasty? I like peaches.
Show a little respect, a modicum of decorum. Youâre making âHumpyâ sound like little more than a run-of-the-mill cock-slappy-happy frat boy. Heâs much more than that. Heâs also a binge-drinking gambling addict whoâs inextricably tied to alternative financial advisors.
"Two Scoops of Turdâ˘: A double helping of deep, dark GOP crap, with borscht topping, and a dollop of âspecial sauceâ handcrafted by the toothless, evangelical waiter in the back before bringing it to your table. (Extra-small mushrooms available at additional charge.)"
Impeach-mint
White Nationalist Vanilla?
Orange Sorbart?
Rum Raisin"
This deliciously volatile mix of alcohol and testosterone will charm the pants off you.
Baked Alabama
This mix of blushing young peaches and shriveled old dates will bring you back to childhoodâŚif you were raised by Woody Allen.
Rocky Road
Orange marshmallows, right-wing nuts, and a swirl of vodka-infused white chocolate will collude to make you forget that silly blue wave thingy.
Mueller Crunch
The full ingredient list for this one is a secret (for now) but you;'ll want to fully investigate this scrumptious mix of restorative integrity, principled diligence and schadenfreude.
Blue Moon Wave?
White Nationalist Vanilla?
Orange Sorbart?
A Little Dab il 'ewww' YaâImpeaches and Creamâ
Doesnât it just make you sick to your stomach and vomit?
well done
Kookies and Cream
Pisstachio
Honestly wow.
Bolton Pi-stachio/Rasberry crumble