Discussion: Ben & Jerry's Churns Out Midterms-Themed Ice Cream Flavors

I elect you from the TPM community to come up with the names for these flavors on condition you split the proceeds and share the love. All I can come up with is Chock Full of Nuts Nunes and Bonkers with Bananas Blackburn.

Coming up with delicious names for Democratic candidates I really know nothing about is a hard one, and since I’m so disgusted with the shit sandwich we’ve been served these last couple years, I’m really struggling to come up with anything that sounds tasty right now.

Cruz Crumble
The margarine flavored ice cream with crumbled bits of self-respect… Everybody will want to give this one a good licking.

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Or raised near Roy Moore.

Im-peach-mint

Ha! Beat me to it!