A presser on something no one has read. How fun.
The Barr Spin Zone will be open for business.
I already know what heāll say:
Heāll announce an un-redacted release and admit his error in his original summary.
The frog will croak.
The Turtle will smile.
The MSM will roll over and play dead.
Itās on us to keep after the full report.
Not sure if you meant āun-reactedā release, but is certainly fits for what they are hoping for.
Bad eyesight and a whimsical spellcheckerā¦
I always go with āfat thumbsā.
Iāll be in meetings all morning.
Take notes, yāall. Iāll get you a case of beer for that.
Hey TPM ā change your headline. The Mueller Report isnāt being released tomorrow. Itās the Barr redacted report. Donāt play into Trumpās terminology.
Spare me
I have no more time for your lies Barr
And they will be lies
Yeah, if it were up to me, this would universally be called āthe Barr version.ā
Further spinning
Early morning, very interesting, so they are setting this up early.
So much lying, so little time.
On the bright side, Roseanne is now the most believable Barr in America.
If it was a picture of anyone else Iād say they looked duplicitous.
Barr noneā¦
Some questions answer themselves.
The Barred version, more like it.