I hate Kellyanne Conway’s face, both of them!
My favorite take on KAC is from Jeremy Hardy on BBC Radio 4’s “The News Quiz”:
“It’s like an improv game where she has to justify something and guess what it is.”
“However, I’m not in the job of having evidence."
OK, we can just shut the internet down for the rest of the day.
How I miss David Brinkley. He would have shredded her
that bright light that keeps going off when you heat something in the microwave isn’t a camera flash… it’s because you keep leaving the spoon in your Kool-Aid when you warm it up…
She just starts talking and runs on and on in an almost insensible manner as if she were an automaton. She picks up on minutiae and irrelevancies mouthed by the questioner and proceeds to discourse on these instead of answering the question. She included scattered snippets of commonly known facts, bits of common wisdom, outright lies, non-sequiturs and extemoraneous bullshit In an almost mind-numbing and seemingly never ending drone which cannot be stopped or sidetracked.
I can honestly say, I have never in my life witnessed such a human phenomenon and I have to think that somewhere a Marvel Comics writer is watching and conceiving a mutant villainess as we speak.
“I’m not Inspector Gadget. I don’t believe people are using the microwave to spy on the Trump campaign,” Conway told CNN’s Chris Cuomo Monday morning. “However, I’m not in the job of having evidence. That’s what investigations are for.”
No shit, conway. I think you’d have an allergic reaction if you ever came in contact with evidence.
And this episode is par for the course.
Interviewer: So what about X?
Conway: Well, I’m glad you mentioned Y! When you look at Z, you can see, that A is B and bla bla bla.
Interviewer: But does the president know about X?
Conway: The president has been doing M, just like he promised he would! He’s gotten a lot of things done, including N, O, and P, bla bla bla.
Interviewer: But conway, there’s a report in the NYT that X could cause some really bad shit!
Conway: That’s the fake news media. They’re so unfair! They should be talking about D, E, and F, bla bla bla.
Interviewer: But we’re talking about X.
Conway: A! B! C! DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW_YZ!
Why is she allowed near cameras anywhere other than Fox? I thought the real world agreed she was horseshit incarnate.
Now I am curious. How many clams does the president have and why would Comey need to contradict them?
It is indeed amazing. She’s actually quite talented. I sure couldn’t do it. Of course, most of us wouldn’t want to do it, even if we could, because it’s fucking horrifying.
Kac is as nutty as Don - it must be rubbing off from all that p#ssy grabbing…
And, George !! Really ! Why in the world are you bothering with this … dope !
Just, please, leave her off the air and she will probably melt into a puddle of goop…
Please keep her from talking!
This is pure Right Wing Nut Job Hate Porn Radio speak: a very studied, deliberate combination of slander and linguistic ambiguity such that the intended target listener understands the slander and a fuzzy language allows a walk back when confronted by a respectable real world interrogation. Kellyann will never change. Will reportes ever find a way to call her out?
I always thought KAC was a bit off kilter but going on about microwaves puts her in Alex Jones territory.
I guess she takes off the tin foil hat when she appearance on television or for photographs.
I am in the job of making things up. For which, by the way, people really should start bringing libel actions, against her boss for going out with made up allegations and against her for repeating them. They are basically accusing Obama of committing a crime.
"However, I’m not in the job of having evidence. "
I’m pretty sure this woman puts her tinfoil-hatted head in the microwave camera while it’s running.
Ha! Brilliant!
SHE’S BACK.
I thought she had been sidelined. She isn’t any better.