Discussion: Anthony Scaramucci Says He'll Speak Publicly Friday

SHINY OBJECT ALERT.
Only question now is, is El Bufón planning some Friday horror where he needs a distraction from Mooch, or is he just dreading a Friday afternoon news bomb and hoping to suck the (hot) air out of the Sunday shows? Or both?

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In related news,

Secret Service to test small drone at Donald Trump’s golf club

No, they’re not talking about Don Jr. But oh, the mischief I can imagine if the thing gets hacked.

A small drone will be trialled by the agency at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster.
The President is expected to make a long visit to the club.
The Secret Service has said that it is experimenting with various drones for security monitoring.
In this case, the drone will fly at an altitude of between 300 and 400 ft (91 to 121 metres), observing the perimeter of the protection zone at the club.
It is equipped with optical and infrared cameras and will be physically linked via a microfilament tether to a power source.
The Secret Service has said it will notify people at the club that the vehicle is in operation.

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Once a Kardashian. always a…

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“I’m going dark…” I guess he scored some more blow, so he’s going nose first in a big pile right before the cameras go on…

…and then, look out Rinse…Bannon…Kelly…CNN…Ryan Motherfuggin Lizza!..

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The article’s image is more perturbing than most horror movies that I’ve watched. I don’t know why, exactly - but it reminds me of Alien. Or maybe the Joker. Or the twisted love-monster of both?

It’s been rebranded as “Guido Gel”

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Gotta be dragged from the spotlight. One of the funniest lines I saw about him was Colbert’s “Scaramucci, we barely knewcci”. Seems he doesn’t want it to remain that way. .

Another funny comment: trump fired Susan Lucci

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:joy:

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He’ll deny he was fired, and instead insist he stepped down to spend more time with his lawyers.

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Don’t go away mad, Mooch. Just go away.

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Be still, my heart!

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Please go dark. For the sake of the children.

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He’s going to announce his newchi gig with that other T rump-loving fanatic the one and only Chachi. That will, undoubtedly grow oldchi, very quickly.

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You’re on.

Nevertheless, I hope the batteries on the bleeper machines are charged.

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Moochie’s new assignment? Or Sessions?

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…and America says, “We really don’t give a flying fuck, Anthony. Go back to Wall Street and your messy divorce and your hookers and blow.”

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Seriously, think about it. He’s been a chameleon all his life, being whatever some powerful person wanted him to be. He tried to channel Trump and for some reason that didn’t work out. Now he’s an unemployed, divorced laughing stock with some seriously unresolved anger management issues. He can’t let that be the last word.

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You’re probably right. Some who tune in will be hoping for a profane rant, and instead, they’ll get a reasonable human being. He probably also needs a job somewhere. There’s not much call for the skill set he demonstrated in the last few weeks.

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