Cry me a river, Ammon. Cry me a river, you seditious unAmerican traitor.
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Shucks Ammon, youāll get used to it.
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Ammon Bundy: The Birdman of Multnomah County Jail
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Well, it sure wasnāt critical thinking. Now thatās hard.
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Heās doing this for all of us, you know.
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[snark] That statement totally reminds me of MLKās Letter from Birmingham Jail. [/snark]
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Yes, I totally remember Martin Luther King threatening to bring down the Government if he didnāt get freebies.
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And yet Don Blankenship who ran the mine in W. Va where 29 miners died is getting one year.
one misdemeanor for conspiring to violate safety rules and acquitted him of felony charges of lying about it.
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On the up side, itās reported that Jon Ritzheimer look just fetching in high heels and a blonde curly wig while singing his personal favorite tune from Annie for all the boys: Hard Knock Life
Hard to believe that dumbazzā had that tattooed on his chestā¦or maybe it isnāt. And talk about the ādesecration of the flag.ā Sheeeeesh!
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He also says that sooner or later people will āsee this for what it isā and then he will get out of jail with no further consequences. Maybe a few months is what I believe he has in mind, to clear up the mix-up. Because his pointing weapons at law enforcement in Nevada and seizing the refuge were a big nothing, plus just look at all the wonderful good work he did! Getting that message out and all!
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Canāt smoke in jail no moā.
Allowed French Vanilla creamer? No. Outside liquids are prohibited.
Can we send dildos? Yes. They will be added to the inmateās personal property and issued upon release.
Has he chosen the tattoo to properly represent the Bundy Bungler Crew? No. He is currently in the early stages of negotiations.
Instead of a teardrop to represent each year served will it be a cow patty? Unknown. See above.
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I live in Oregon and I donāt feel guilty at all.
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But he seems ā¦ nice.
I hope whatever judge sentences him to a long jail sentence includes preventing him from profiting from a book deal about this mess.
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Wellā¦Ammon DID achieve a semblance of fame when VooDoo Doughnut created a special confection just to commemorate his stay in Oregon:
https://lintvkoin.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/fb_img_1454015748683.jpg
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Two were hanged in the 1790s for similar behavior, convicted of treason in the Whiskey Rebellion. Supposedly this is still good law now, even though it might be politically very difficult.
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Send him a cake with a dildo baked into it.
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I was thinking powdered creamerā¦
and rather than dildos maybe we could send condomsā¦ always useful in his situationā¦ and they can be the non-lubricated variety in order to keep up his manly facadeā¦
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Hope he and his fellow Perps are put away for a long, long timeā¦so we do not have to see or hear from his ugly mug again.
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Heās reading MLK? Really???
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