Discussion for article #247020
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Poor, poor thing. Once I finish building this life-size model of āFluffy Unicornā Iām going to find Ammoniaās jail address so I can send him some commissary money. Iām sure heās pritā low on snacks about now.
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I feel a little guilty that I enjoyed this so much. 
just a littleā¦
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How many years is he facing / is he likely to stay away for? Anyone have any idea?
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Ammon Bundy Says Jail Is Hard
Ammon ā¦ I would like you to meet your new cellmate ā¦ Bubba ----
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Iām not sure, but his demonstrable lack of remorse is really going to impress the judge who sentences him.
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Ah, shit. I just remembered I have to do one of Cloven too. This is going to take a lot more than a gross of these.
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Hah. Thatās just what I needed to hear today. Thank-you. There is a G-d.
I guess crime does not pay. Who couldāve guessed?
Teehee.
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Leaders of the armed militia occupying federal lands in eastern Oregon could face hefty fines and more than 10 years behind bars if government officials decide to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law, legal experts say.
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Maybe he can start a jumping jack competition.
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sounds like a plea for smokesā¦ you knowā¦ slammer currencyā¦ how come he didnāt name his brand?
is he allowed a case of French Vanilla creamer?
can we send dildos?
has he chosen the tattoo to properly represent the Bundy Bungler Crew?
instead of a teardrop to represent each year served will it be a cow patty?
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the real prison time has not even begun and poor little Ammonia (I like that!) is already whining. Iām sure none of those seditious traitors will get into a level 1 camp, almost certainly have to start out several notches higher until they demonstrate they can behave themselves. They will come to regret their actions.
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Wellā¦ donāt take over government buildings under the force of armsā¦I would start thereā¦
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I wonder how long until it sinks in that this is just the beginning and he hasnāt actually faced his punishment yet, and how prison time was the only thing he really achieved with his stunts. I suspect thatās when remorse might start setting in. As it is, itās like he imagines heās in the MLK situation and will be let out once the pressure on the Feds gets high enough, unaware that even people on his own side are laughing at him and not demanding his release.
And seriously, jumping jacks? Is he in elementary school? Nobody does those anymore. Dork!
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āAmmon Bundy, the mastermind of the 2016 Oregon wildlife refuge standoff is still in jail and he says it is the hardest thing heās ever done.ā
āmastermindāā¦ give me a fucking break, seriously
He has been in training for this situation for yearsā¦ the government (We the people) feeds him, houses him, clothes him, and loans him $538,000 to build and improve his company.
So why so hard? The only thing that has changed is his view
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And you drive cattle for a living?
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Ammon Bundy: Jail Is The āMost Difficult Thing Iāve Ever Done In My Lifeā
Itās supposed to be.
ā«āŖ This aināt no party,
This aināt no discoā
This aināt no foolinā aroundā¦ ā«āŖ
jw1
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No, it wasnāt āright,ā dummy.
And if you donāt wanna go to fuckinā jail, then donāt break the fuckinā law.
Plus, get MLK outta your fuckin head, you fucking racist.
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