Discussion: Ammon Bundy Gets A New Defense Lawyer

Translation: Deposit check to lawyer #1 bounced and Bundy was told to find someone else.

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I certainly wish the Bundy gang all the defense they can afford, a speedy fair trial, and prison for the rest of their lives.

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I do hate to be a Grammar Granny, but Bundy RETAINED a new lawyer. Even so, he is certain to attain a prison cell.

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Hey, Ammon. Fyvush Finkel from the '90s TV drama “Picket Fences” is still alive. You should have picked him - a phony TV lawyer for a phony TV patriot.

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They should add on five years to his sentence for wearing 2 plaids at the same time.

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Wait a minute - I thought I read somewhere that one of his mouthpieces had requested some dough from the Koch Bros. Did they forget to write the check???

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TPM, let’s not coddle the Talibundy’s Captain Ammo with flattering imagery. This is the Y’all Qaida ringleader as he appears today…pretty in pink…Lolz!

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He’s wearing blue and pink at the same time. Well, he’ll never get into a Target bathroom in North Carolina!

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Maybe that’s jail house code for letting the others know he tops and bottoms.

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…does not diminish our belief in the protesters or this case.

These guys are protesters in the same sense as Bonnie and Clyde, just with less class.

Nor is their new lawyer any better just because he wears a 10 gallon cowboy hat.

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Also “counsel” not “council”. It’s astonishing how many writers get this wrong.

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I don’t think the collective IQ of the bundy clan would be enough to power a low watt bulb.

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I loosed that one. Loosers all.

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Dim bulbs for sure.

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Is the new lawyer going to bring French Vanilla coffee creamer to po’ widdle Ammon?

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:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

No doubt being versatile in the jailhouse is a plus.

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And that’s why po’ widdle Ammon wants his iron penis in jail!

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You know, I swear he looks better as a prisoner. Without the beard and that stupid hat he could pass for a normal person. It’s almost as if the fewer choices he makes for himself, the better off he is.

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ANTI-FREEDUMB!! ANTI-FREEDUMB!!

SHERIFF JOE, SAVE US!!!

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