They don’t just appear there, they get elected and reelected.
I just don’t see why the “good ones” don’t make any noise to down out the dipshittery.
I can see a (white, blonde, of course) bride sitting there in tears because The Gays already rented The Gables before she could get her deposit in.
CURSE YOU, HOMOS!
Well, let’s see… is Joni Ernst from the Deep South? Steve King (IA)? Michelle Bachman? Sarah Palin? They’re all over the place! I have Alabama friends, blue as can be.
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Now that thar’s some funny shit - I don’t care who you are!
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So we’ll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he’s not a hero.
Can’t watch the video cause the video won’t video.
Future report on squirrels that were “actin’ funny”…so perhaps the “plague” is moving into the squirrel population.
Great humor. More, please.
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Sure you did. You guys are all the same.
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Country Lowland ( South Carolina to Florida ) Shrimp and Grits, Pecan Pie.
Cajun Creole ( South Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama ) Jambalaya, Bananas Foster
TexMex ( Texas ) Steak fajitas with green sauce, Peppered upside down pineapple cake
BBQ ( Kentucky and Tennessee ) Slow Roasted Mutton, Derby Pie
And then there’s my State, Margarittaville or Florida ( floriduh on TPM ) Conch fritters and Key Lime Pie!
Now don’t get me wrong…you guys up North have some awesome food. Wisconsin makes killer world class cheese, NYC has the finest upscale stuff in the world and California, Oregon and Washington…thank you dearly for those delicious wines. If you are “down South” give our food a try. And if you happen to be from Pennsylvania…bring some Molasses Pie with you.
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Statistical outlier. Judge Moore is bound to open his mouth before the day is out. Regression to the mean will cancel out this gent’s efforts, and win the day.
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Me too. Which is part of the reason I get annoyed by the misuse of the term “hillbilly.” Because FFS, if you’re going to stereotype, at least do it right.
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Yup. I have on occasion been called a “Hill Billy” for being from Florida. I’ve yet to find a hill in Florida though.
Alvin and The Chipmunks will never be the same.
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Well, from the bottom of a sinkhole, it’s all uphill, so there’s that . . .
Damn right! Don’t you even think about bad-mouthin’ our SEC fuhball. Socially liberal? Uhh…I’m from here and we in Charleston, SC make jokes about the rest of the South’s lack of tolerance. And Charleston is not exactly San Francisco. 
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He’s brilliant. But what are his chances of winning an election for a public office?
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Jeez…they let you vote?
For today it is…thats for sure.
Now there’s a babe magnet.
I apologize for stereotyping people from Alabama. This guy is brilliant!!! and I am not talking about his air conditioned shed.