Discussion: Alabama's 'Redneck News' Reports On Changes After Gay Marriage (VIDEO)

Dear JT: I think I love you.

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The Alabama fundies must be beside themselves seeing all of these gay people coming out of the woodwork to get married. Who knew there were so many of them.

Great video. I love the dual shed fans.

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This pretty much sums up my experience in Oxford, MS, as well, and the stereotype of Southerners that is so prevalent elsewhere just misses a whole lot.

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Droll or drool, you decide.

If Shitburner hadn’t gotten his worthless ass banned, he’d be on here screaming that the hole in his roof letting in the snow was caused by a pair of Homosexshuls falling out of the sky.

And Obamacare is not working, either.

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If the squirrels are looking suspicious, it means that the mice are already fully ā€œalteredā€. The state is doomed. Mice can get into everything and they breed like…oh, wow, I hadn’t thought that through. Alabama’s cats are in for some lean times.

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All Southerners walk in single file; I saw one once. You know that, Steve.

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I’ve always separated local cuisines from wacko political or religious beliefs. Food is sacred.

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Guess satire is lost on you.

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Actually, no. It is apparently the majority of them because look at the asshat Moore getting re-elected and look who you send to Congress.

They’re already Alabama. How much more punishment do you think they need?

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I grew up an Appalachian American. Do I qualify?

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It’s a dangerous business.

I was thinking the same thing. I guess they are backing off since this isn’t Florida, excuse me, Floriduh.

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Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore reacts to homosexshuls getting the okay to marry in his state:

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JT is the news reporter Alabama deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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As one who admits to having been guilty of the charges of gross generalization, I give you a hearty mea culpa. However, why is it that the likes of Moore always seem to appear in places like Alabama. Gross generalizations tend to have the origin in truths … an example would be Fox News … once or twice a year, something factual actually makes its way into a broadcast … but how often does that happen?

Most stereotypes have an apple seed of truth buried in them, doesn’t mean you should throw a pile of dung around and expect an orchard.

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CNN should have Don Lemon cruising (…ahem…) around Alabama in an SUV to document the oncoming Gayweddingageddon.