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Greatness. Reminds me of a great Onion piece:
By now a blackened, sooty, homosexual figure, Lassally set the Widmans down a safe distance from the house just as firefighters were arriving, and he collapsed on the lawn, exhausted and gay.
Lassally suffered burns covering over 25 percent of his body and sustained injuries leaving him unable to work or have sex with other men for about two months. Doctors describe his condition as stable but homosexual.
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What are the regular commenters who regularly denounce all southerners as ignorant racist/homophobic âhillbilliesâ who should just go ahead and secede, already to make of this?
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âThis pile of brush is still here, and there are no homosexuals layinâ on top of it, doinâ homosexual thingsâ
LMAOâŚcanât really hear the video at work, so Iâm working on the assumption that this guy has a giant sense of humor lol
âArea Homosexual Saves Four From Fireâ
hahahaâŚyouâre killinâ meâŚ
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This is hilarious. Great to see someone with a sense of humor addressing the usual hysteria.
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At what point does God hit Alabama with a meteor or hurricane to punish them?
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The Robert Benchley of Alabama at a distinguished gathering of the Algonquin Round ShedâŚCareful, rough homos make passes at witless fatties with neck tattoos!
PS-Iâm jealousâŚtwo shed fans, what sybaritic luxury!
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How many rednecks in Alabama have now had to divorce their wives and take up polesmoking in leatherbars for all to see because of gay marriage and ârecruitmentâ by The Homosexshuls? What are the disastrous numbers?
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Really funny. Love that he has to check out his âpile of junkâ.
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I did not see that coming. JT may be one of the sanest people in the state.
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Mea culpa.
Supreme props to this guy, but I donât think most of us South-bashers ever denounced âall southerners as ignorant racist/homophobic hillbilliesâ. Just a majority of them.
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Hang on Alabammyâ! âCarnivalâ AKA âCanadaCubaâ Cruz is on his way to save you by introducing his âStates Marriage Defense Actâ (*See what he did there!). rotfl
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Tornados and hurricanes abound in Alabama every year. No end of the smitinâ by the Almighty down thataways, but thatâs because He knows all and knew this pall of sin was going to descend on the Sweet Home before the locals did and He gives no relief from the smiting just because they tried real hard to stop it.
Or, possibly, the summerâs FEMA visits will be due to His making down paymenst on the smiting that theyâll be due for the coming wave of plural and parent-child marriages. But rest assured, smiting only seems arbitrary and capricious in real time. In hindsight, itâs all perfectly clear.
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But thatâs wrong, too, Ignatius.
Southerners are like everyone else, with a wide range of views, aspirations, and likes and dislikes.
But we do have the only indigenous regional cuisines in Americaâand the best.
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Yes it is hilarious. Lived in AL from 2007-2010 and played lots of poker with rednecks just like this guy. Had lots of laughs as I was branded the Jew from NY (Catholic but still had my accent) and I considered them shit kickers. Always quick with a come back and playing off eachother as whose the bigger nitwit. Mostly trades people with a few professionals mixed in but never a pecking order as they all grew up together. And far more socially liberal then you could imagine. You just canât kid them, under any circumstances, about SEC football.
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Either way we can all agree that all the bad stuff is the Democratsâ fault, right?
Well, Obamaâs specifically. Used to all be Clintonâs fault and will be again, most likely, but right now, itâs all Obamaâs fault.
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So far Addawayâs brush and junk piles, plus his shed, are safe but soon they will be overrun by sodomite squirrels.
Then the chipmunks. The cute little chipmunks.
I weep for America.
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And this guy VOTES? WTF murikah
J.T. Addaway has singlehandedly saved Alabama from being written off as the Home of Traitors.
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